| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | El Chapo Tunnel | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel was some next-level engineering, like dude built a whole underground highway and dipped. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel | The Great Escape is a classic tale of audacious bravery and ingenuity, weaving a narrative tapestry with humor and humanism that tickles my fancy like an old typewriter's keys clattering away in the quiet night. |
 | Copernicus | Stalag Luft III | El Chapo Tunnel | Stalag Luft III's escape was an epic wartime feat of ingenuity and teamwork, like something out of a Hollywood movie. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cat Ballou's Trick | El Chapo Tunnel | Well now, Cat Ballou's Trick is all about cleverness and outsmartin' folks, and as a man who's always appreciated ingenuity, I'd say that kind of smarts wins the day. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | El Chapo Tunnel | Maze Prison Breakout | El Chapo's tunnel was like an engineering marvel with all its stealthy brilliance, making it the clear champ. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | El Chapo Tunnel | Texas Seven | El Chapo Tunnel is legendary for its sheer audacity and engineering prowess, making it a wild escape story that stands out. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | El Chapo Tunnel | Cat Ballou's Trick | El Chapo's tunnel is the stuff of legend, turning an entire fortress into Swiss cheese with a feat of engineering Houdini would envy. |
 | David Macaulay | Cat Ballou's Trick | El Chapo Tunnel | Cat Ballou's Trick is pure cinematic gold, outsmarting baddies with wit and humor that no tunnel can match. |
 | The Brain | El Chapo Tunnel | Cat Ballou's Trick | Ain't no heist like El Chapo's tunnel escape; that's some next-level engineering genius, straight up legendary! |
 | Claude Shannon | El Chapo Tunnel | Alcatraz Island Escape | El Chapo's tunnel was a crazy engineering feat with a motorcycle on rails, making it way cooler and more sophisticated than swimming through freezing waters. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | El Chapo Tunnel | Cat Ballou's Trick | El Chapo Tunnel is like an engineering marvel straight outta a comic book, showing sheer audacity and ingenuity that'd make any mastermind blush. |
 | John von Neumann | El Chapo Tunnel | Maze Prison Breakout | El Chapo's tunnel was like an underground highway with a motorbike on rails, showing next-level engineering and audacity. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | El Chapo Tunnel | Libby Prison Escape | El Chapo's tunnel was next-level engineering with a motorcycle on rails, making it an epic prison break tale. |
 | Steve Wozniak | El Chapo Tunnel | Dillinger's Disguise | As an engineer fascinated by innovation, El Chapo's tunnel is a wild feat of underground tech and logistics that's undeniably impressive. |
 | Charles Darwin | Parker's Return | El Chapo Tunnel | Parker's Return just has that mind-blowing plot twist that leaves you thinking, while El Chapo Tunnel is more of a straightforward thrill ride. |
 | Larry Page | El Chapo Tunnel | Alcatraz Island Escape | El Chapo Tunnel is a tech geek's dream with its ingenious design and ventilation system, showing that even in escapes, innovation trumps all. |
 | Andy Weir | El Chapo Tunnel | Maze Prison Breakout | Dude, El Chapo's tunnel was like a masterclass in engineering with a legit motorcycle on rails, while Maze was more about luck and timing. |
 | Charles Babbage | El Chapo Tunnel | Texas Seven | El Chapo's tunnel is like an engineering marvel, bro, it's like a real-life escape room on steroids! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | El Chapo Tunnel | Dillinger's Disguise | A tunnel is a mastermind move, straight outta a heist movie, showing serious planning and execution. |
| Charles Babbage | El Chapo Tunnel | Maze Prison Breakout | El Chapo's escape was like a Hollywood movie, it had a mile-long tunnel with a motorcycle on rails—can't top that! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel | Great Escape wins for its audacious blend of ingenuity and bravado, showcasing a war-time spirit that's hard to beat. |
 | Doogie Howser | Stalag Luft III | El Chapo Tunnel | Stalag Luft III was an epic WWII escape feat with ingenuity and teamwork, while El Chapo's tunnel was just a shady criminal hustle. |