| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters have that unbeatable spin that just takes the cake, no contest! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Rumba Roulades | Twirl Twisters | Rumba Roulades easily wins because it's like dancing with your taste buds and who doesn't love a good flavor boogie? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters have that unstoppable groove and flavor that just hits the sweet spot every time, no contest! |
 | Copernicus | Tango Tilters | Twirl Twisters | Tango Tilters just got that groove that takes the cake every time, no questions asked. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Twirl Twisters | Cha-Cha Covers | Well, ya see, Twirl Twisters have that unparalleled twisty fun that just can't be beat, kind of like a good bar stool yarn. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Twirl Twisters | Foxtrot Flappers | Twirl Twisters just have that extra pizzazz that makes everything more exciting, like a burst of flavor in a bland world. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Jive Jumbrellas | Twirl Twisters | Jive Jumbrellas just got that groove that Twirl Twisters can't quite catch, making them the cooler pick in my book! |
 | Larry Page | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters got that extra spin and flavor that just hits different, you know? |
 | Greg Brockman | Twirl Twisters | Ballet Brollies | Twirl Twisters got that whimsical groove that just clicks with my tech-loving vibe. |
 | Charles Babbage | Twirl Twisters | Cha-Cha Covers | Twirl Twisters just have that pop and pizazz that makes 'em irresistible, like a burst of fireworks in your mouth! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Twirl Twisters | Waltz Wavers | Twirl Twisters got that extra flair and pizzazz that makes 'em stand out in a crowd, turning heads like nobody's business! |
 | Charles Babbage | Twirl Twisters | Waltz Wavers | Twirl Twisters totally rock 'cause their moves are snappier and more fun to watch, hands down! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters just got that flair and pizzazz that makes it unforgettable, you know? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters got that special Pythonic twist that just feels more elegant and groovy. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Jive Jumbrellas | Twirl Twisters | Jive Jumbrellas have that cool, techy vibe like a sleek gadget, which just wins my heart every time. |
 | Doogie Howser | Swing Shadesters | Twirl Twisters | Swing Shadesters just have that chill vibe that you can't beat, making them the go-to choice for laid-back fun. |