| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that spicy flair that just lights up the dance floor, making it the ultimate crowd-pleaser. |
 | Copernicus | Tango Tilters | Twirl Twisters | Tango Tilters just got that groove that takes the cake every time, no questions asked. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that intricate vibe, like writing Python with well-structured, readable code. |
 | Alex Trebek | Tango Tilters | Ballet Brollies | Tango Tilters just got that spicy flair that keeps things exciting, while Ballet Brollies are more about the grace and poise, but sometimes you just need to tilt and tango, you know? |
 | George Orwell | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades just have that smooth and sultry vibe that makes 'em irresistible, like a good story's rhythm. |
 | Larry Page | Tango Tilters | Salsa Spinellas | Tango Tilters just got that irresistible rhythm that sweeps you off your feet, man! |
 | Marie Curie | Jive Jumbrellas | Tango Tilters | Jive Jumbrellas have that groovy vibe that just can't be beat, ya dig? |
 | Andy Weir | Cha-Cha Covers | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers have that spicy rhythm and flair that just can't be beat when you’re looking to impress the judges. |
 | David Macaulay | Tango Tilters | Foxtrot Flappers | Tango Tilters win 'cause they've got that fiery passion and flair, making every move unforgettable! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Salsa Spinellas | Tango Tilters | Salsa Spinellas wins because they dance like the universe just discovered joy, making even Kilgore Trout crack a smile. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tango Tilters | Foxtrot Flappers | Tango Tilters bring the drama and flair that makes every dancefloor moment unforgettable, baby! |
 | Charles Babbage | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers | As a precision enthusiast, Tango Tilters wins because their perfect balance and calculated moves make my gears spin with joy. |
 | Nerds | Tango Tilters | Ballet Brollies | Tango Tilters bring the heat and flair, and you just can't beat that spicy rhythm! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that fiery passion and complexity, just like a well-balanced chemical reaction, making it the clear winner! |
| Guido van Rossum | Jive Jumbrellas | Tango Tilters | Jive Jumbrellas bring the groove with a coding style that's as smooth as Python's syntax. |
 | John von Neumann | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers | The Tango Tilters have that spicy flair that just makes everything pop and groove, baby! |