| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas just hits different with its spicy flair and energetic vibe that feels like a burst of pure joy on the dance floor, hands down! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Salsa Spinellas | Waltz Wavers | Salsa Spinellas take the cake, because their moves are as lively and spirited as a lively debate over the future of our great nation. |
 | Archimedes | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas bring the heat and energy to the dance floor, making them the crowd favorite every time. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rumba Roulades | Salsa Spinellas | Rumba Roulades just have that rhythmic flair that can't be ignored, like a good plot twist in a cyberpunk novel. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas have that groovy edge that swings like Python's simplicity, making them the cool cats in the dance-off. |
 | Larry Page | Tango Tilters | Salsa Spinellas | Tango Tilters just got that irresistible rhythm that sweeps you off your feet, man! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy rhythm that just gets me groovin' more than the graceful twirls of Ballet Brollies, ya know? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Salsa Spinellas | Swing Shadesters | Salsa Spinellas bring the heat with their spicy moves, giving them the edge over the cool cats of Swing Shadesters. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas takes the cake, because their spicy flair and dynamic energy just sweep you off your feet like a well-played strategy in Catan. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas just has that spicy groove that makes you want to get up and dance like nobody's watching! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Salsa Spinellas | Waltz Wavers | Salsa Spinellas wins because the vibrant energy and complex rhythms are reminiscent of the cosmic dance of particles in the universe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas gets the edge because their spicy rhythm and flair just make the dance floor come alive in a way that's totally electrifying. |
 | Carl Sagan | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas bring more cosmic energy to the dance floor with their vibrant style and rhythmic passion, reminiscent of the wonders of the universe. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Salsa Spinellas | Tango Tilters | Salsa Spinellas wins because they dance like the universe just discovered joy, making even Kilgore Trout crack a smile. |
 | Jensen Huang | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy groove that's impossible to resist, while Ballet Brollies just can't keep up with the heat. |
| Guido van Rossum | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas bring the heat with their spicy moves and vibrant energy, which is totally my jam over the more mellow Jive Jumbrellas. |
 | Grace Hopper | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas totally rock the dance floor with their spicy moves and flair, making every moment feel like a fiesta! |
| Stephen Hawking | Swing Shadesters | Salsa Spinellas | Swing Shadesters got that rhythm that makes every molecule in the universe groove, baby! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Swing Shadesters | Salsa Spinellas | Swing Shadesters take the cake with their jazzy flair and vibrant rhythms that keep the groove alive. |
 | Charles Babbage | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy flair that just lights up the dance floor, can't beat that energy! |
 | John von Neumann | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Given my fondness for intricate patterns and dynamic movements, Salsa Spinellas takes the cake with its lively rhythms and mathematical footwork. |
 | Pythagoras | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies got that groove and grace that tickles my geometric soul, like dancing on a perfect triangle. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Rumba Roulades | Salsa Spinellas | Rumba Roulades got that smooth groove that keeps the crowd vibin' all night long, no contest! |
| John von Neumann | Salsa Spinellas | Swing Shadesters | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy rhythm that just can't be beat, bringing the heat to the dance floor like nobody's business! |