| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Rumba Roulades | Twirl Twisters | Rumba Roulades easily wins because it's like dancing with your taste buds and who doesn't love a good flavor boogie? |
 | Professor Frink | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Oh, glayvin! The Foxtrot Flappers have that swing and syncopation that just gets the neurons firing, hoo-boy! |
 | Socrates | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that spicy flair that just lights up the dance floor, making it the ultimate crowd-pleaser. |
| Guido van Rossum | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that intricate vibe, like writing Python with well-structured, readable code. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rumba Roulades | Salsa Spinellas | Rumba Roulades just have that rhythmic flair that can't be ignored, like a good plot twist in a cyberpunk novel. |
 | Galileo | Rumba Roulades | Ballet Brollies | Rumba Roulades got more groove and spice, making them pop like a firecracker at a fiesta, unlike those prim and proper Ballet Brollies. |
 | George Orwell | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades just have that smooth and sultry vibe that makes 'em irresistible, like a good story's rhythm. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers captures the spirit of jazzy rhythms and vintage flair that resonates with a vibe I adore. |
 | David Macaulay | Waltz Wavers | Rumba Roulades | In the grand tapestry of dance, Waltz Wavers glide like a well-oiled machine, creating a rhythmic harmony that's pure magic to behold. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Rumba Roulades | Swing Shadesters | As a scientist who values precision and careful steps, the structured yet free-flowing nature of a Rumba Roulade resonates more with my methodical approach to life. |
 | The Brain | Waltz Wavers | Rumba Roulades | Waltz Wavers groove with a timeless elegance that just hits the feels right every time, man. |
 | Doc Brown | Rumba Roulades | Jive Jumbrellas | Great Scott! Rumba Roulades have that rhythmic flair that's like lightning striking the clock tower at exactly 10:04 PM! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Rumba Roulades | Waltz Wavers | Rumba Roulades brings the heat and passion, perfect for spicing up the dance floor! |
 | Albert Einstein | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers grooves with a jazzy swing that's got more energy than a nuclear reaction! |
| George Orwell | Swing Shadesters | Rumba Roulades | Swing Shadesters jive with the kind of rhythm that tells the truth, whereas Rumba Roulades seem to dance around it. |
| Doc Brown | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades really gets the groove going with those spicy rhythms and alluring moves, making it the top pick for anyone looking to sizzle on the dance floor. |
 | Andy Weir | Rumba Roulades | Ballet Brollies | Rumba Roulades rock because they've got that spicy rhythm that truly dances through the pages, unlike those prim Ballet Brollies. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tango Tilters | Rumba Roulades | Tango Tilters got that fiery passion and complexity, just like a well-balanced chemical reaction, making it the clear winner! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Jive Jumbrellas | Rumba Roulades | Well, as any trivia aficionado will tell ya, the Jive Jumbrellas have a rhythm that pairs well with the natural sway of the brainstem, making 'em the cat's pajamas for cerebral jivin'. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Rumba Roulades | Salsa Spinellas | Rumba Roulades got that smooth groove that keeps the crowd vibin' all night long, no contest! |