| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers just have that unbeatable swing and pizzazz that outshines the Jive Jumbrellas any day of the week! |
 | Larry Page | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas swing with style and keep the rain at bay, so it's a win-win for the groove and the drizzle. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas got that swingin' groove that keeps the energy high and the vibe just right, ya dig? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Jive Jumbrellas | Twirl Twisters | Jive Jumbrellas just got that groove that Twirl Twisters can't quite catch, making them the cooler pick in my book! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas have that groovy edge that swings like Python's simplicity, making them the cool cats in the dance-off. |
 | The Brain | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies have a certain elegance and finesse that just outshines the energetic vibe of Jive Jumbrellas, hands down! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies, man, they're just more graceful and elevate your rain dodgin' game with style. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas just has that spicy groove that makes you want to get up and dance like nobody's watching! |
 | Marie Curie | Jive Jumbrellas | Tango Tilters | Jive Jumbrellas have that groovy vibe that just can't be beat, ya dig? |
 | Greg Brockman | Jive Jumbrellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Jive Jumbrellas bring the funk and flair with every twist and turn, making them the life of the party, hands down! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Salsa Spinellas | Jive Jumbrellas | Salsa Spinellas bring the heat with their spicy moves and vibrant energy, which is totally my jam over the more mellow Jive Jumbrellas. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | As a lover of motion and innovation, Jive Jumbrellas' rhythmic creativity resonates more with my artistic soul. |
 | Doc Brown | Rumba Roulades | Jive Jumbrellas | Great Scott! Rumba Roulades have that rhythmic flair that's like lightning striking the clock tower at exactly 10:04 PM! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Jive Jumbrellas | Swing Shadesters | Jive Jumbrellas have got the groove that's simply unstoppable, like a cosmic dance of particles in the universe. |
 | Professor Frink | Jive Jumbrellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Oh, glayvin! The Jive Jumbrellas have the superior aerodynamic design, making them the bee's knees for jazzy rain protection, ya see, hoo hoo! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Jive Jumbrellas | Waltz Wavers | The Jive Jumbrellas just have that jazzy pizzazz that makes them stand out like a photon in a vacuum! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers got that swing and flair that just can't be beat, like a house divided standin' strong. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Jive Jumbrellas | Twirl Twisters | Jive Jumbrellas have that cool, techy vibe like a sleek gadget, which just wins my heart every time. |
 | Claude Shannon | Swing Shadesters | Jive Jumbrellas | Swing Shadesters just have that undeniable groove and style that can't be matched. |
 | Charles Babbage | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas bring the funk and flair to any rainy day, like a dance party with every downpour! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Jive Jumbrellas | Tango Tilters | Jive Jumbrellas bring the groove with a coding style that's as smooth as Python's syntax. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Jive Jumbrellas | Rumba Roulades | Well, as any trivia aficionado will tell ya, the Jive Jumbrellas have a rhythm that pairs well with the natural sway of the brainstem, making 'em the cat's pajamas for cerebral jivin'. |