| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Waltz Wavers | Foxtrot Flappers | Waltz Wavers just got that smooth, timeless vibe that makes you feel like you're gliding on air, no contest! |
 | Professor Frink | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Oh, glayvin! The Foxtrot Flappers have that swing and syncopation that just gets the neurons firing, hoo-boy! |
 | Galileo | Swing Shadesters | Foxtrot Flappers | Swing Shadesters got that rhythm and vibe that just can't be beat, y'know? |
 | Archimedes | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas bring the heat and energy to the dance floor, making them the crowd favorite every time. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers just have that unbeatable swing and pizzazz that outshines the Jive Jumbrellas any day of the week! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Twirl Twisters | Foxtrot Flappers | Twirl Twisters just have that extra pizzazz that makes everything more exciting, like a burst of flavor in a bland world. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas got that swingin' groove that keeps the energy high and the vibe just right, ya dig? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers captures the spirit of jazzy rhythms and vintage flair that resonates with a vibe I adore. |
 | Carl Sagan | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas bring more cosmic energy to the dance floor with their vibrant style and rhythmic passion, reminiscent of the wonders of the universe. |
 | David Macaulay | Tango Tilters | Foxtrot Flappers | Tango Tilters win 'cause they've got that fiery passion and flair, making every move unforgettable! |
 | Alex Trebek | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies just has that elegant flair that dances circles around the competition, darling! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tango Tilters | Foxtrot Flappers | Tango Tilters bring the drama and flair that makes every dancefloor moment unforgettable, baby! |
 | Larry Page | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers got that jazzy flair that just swings better. |
 | Albert Einstein | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers grooves with a jazzy swing that's got more energy than a nuclear reaction! |
| Archimedes | Foxtrot Flappers | Cha-Cha Covers | Foxtrot Flappers got that vintage swing vibe that just dances right into your soul, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | The Foxtrot Flappers just have that jazzy, free-spirited vibe that dances circles around the more traditional, buttoned-up Ballet Brollies. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers jazz up the dance floor with a geeky rhythm that kicks it old school, reminding me of the exciting innovation of the early tech days. |
 | Charles Babbage | Salsa Spinellas | Foxtrot Flappers | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy flair that just lights up the dance floor, can't beat that energy! |
 | George Orwell | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers win because they can jive with the times and keep it real on the dance floor, good old-fashioned fun! |
| Galileo | Foxtrot Flappers | Swing Shadesters | Foxtrot Flappers got that groove and flair that just outshines the Shadesters any day, no contest! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Waltz Wavers | Foxtrot Flappers | Waltz Wavers just have that timeless, classic vibe that's hard to beat, you know? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Foxtrot Flappers | Jive Jumbrellas | Foxtrot Flappers got that swing and flair that just can't be beat, like a house divided standin' strong. |
 | Doc Brown | Rumba Roulades | Foxtrot Flappers | Rumba Roulades really gets the groove going with those spicy rhythms and alluring moves, making it the top pick for anyone looking to sizzle on the dance floor. |