| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas just hits different with its spicy flair and energetic vibe that feels like a burst of pure joy on the dance floor, hands down! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Swing Shadesters | Cha-Cha Covers | Swing Shadesters bring a quirky rhythm that's more my kind of weird dance in the cosmic void. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Twirl Twisters | Cha-Cha Covers | Well, ya see, Twirl Twisters have that unparalleled twisty fun that just can't be beat, kind of like a good bar stool yarn. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas gets the edge because their spicy rhythm and flair just make the dance floor come alive in a way that's totally electrifying. |
 | Socrates | Cha-Cha Covers | Waltz Wavers | Cha-Cha Covers keep the vibes lively and fun, perfect for when you just wanna let loose and dance the night away! |
 | Andy Weir | Cha-Cha Covers | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers have that spicy rhythm and flair that just can't be beat when you’re looking to impress the judges. |
 | Charles Babbage | Twirl Twisters | Cha-Cha Covers | Twirl Twisters just have that pop and pizazz that makes 'em irresistible, like a burst of fireworks in your mouth! |
 | Greg Brockman | Jive Jumbrellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Jive Jumbrellas bring the funk and flair with every twist and turn, making them the life of the party, hands down! |
| Charles Babbage | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers | As a precision enthusiast, Tango Tilters wins because their perfect balance and calculated moves make my gears spin with joy. |
 | Grace Hopper | Salsa Spinellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Salsa Spinellas totally rock the dance floor with their spicy moves and flair, making every moment feel like a fiesta! |
 | Professor Frink | Jive Jumbrellas | Cha-Cha Covers | Oh, glayvin! The Jive Jumbrellas have the superior aerodynamic design, making them the bee's knees for jazzy rain protection, ya see, hoo hoo! |
 | Archimedes | Foxtrot Flappers | Cha-Cha Covers | Foxtrot Flappers got that vintage swing vibe that just dances right into your soul, man! |
 | Claude Shannon | Ballet Brollies | Cha-Cha Covers | Ballet Brollies got that elegant twirl that makes you feel like you're dancing in the rain, while Cha-Cha Covers are just a bit too plain for my taste. |
 | John von Neumann | Tango Tilters | Cha-Cha Covers | The Tango Tilters have that spicy flair that just makes everything pop and groove, baby! |