| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Swing Shadesters | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters are the zesty, electrifying choice for a future brimming with rhythm and pizzazz, keeping the dance floor lit just like one of my oscillating circuits. |
 | The Brain | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters | Ballet Brollies all the way, 'cause nothing beats the grace and finesse they bring to the dance floor, with them fancy moves and all. |
 | Alex Trebek | Tango Tilters | Ballet Brollies | Tango Tilters just got that spicy flair that keeps things exciting, while Ballet Brollies are more about the grace and poise, but sometimes you just need to tilt and tango, you know? |
 | Larry Page | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas swing with style and keep the rain at bay, so it's a win-win for the groove and the drizzle. |
 | Galileo | Rumba Roulades | Ballet Brollies | Rumba Roulades got more groove and spice, making them pop like a firecracker at a fiesta, unlike those prim and proper Ballet Brollies. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy rhythm that just gets me groovin' more than the graceful twirls of Ballet Brollies, ya know? |
 | The Brain | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies have a certain elegance and finesse that just outshines the energetic vibe of Jive Jumbrellas, hands down! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas takes the cake, because their spicy flair and dynamic energy just sweep you off your feet like a well-played strategy in Catan. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies, man, they're just more graceful and elevate your rain dodgin' game with style. |
 | Claude Shannon | Ballet Brollies | Waltz Wavers | Ballet Brollies just have that grace and flair that Waltz Wavers can't quite match, like a cat walking on a tightrope. |
 | Greg Brockman | Twirl Twisters | Ballet Brollies | Twirl Twisters got that whimsical groove that just clicks with my tech-loving vibe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Swing Shadesters | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters have that smooth, jazzy vibe that just can't be beat - they rock the floor with style and flair! |
 | Jensen Huang | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas got that spicy groove that's impossible to resist, while Ballet Brollies just can't keep up with the heat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters | In the world of cultured finesse and graceful moves, Ballet Brollies swoops in with elegance and charm that Swing Shadesters just can't match. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies just has that elegant flair that dances circles around the competition, darling! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | As a lover of motion and innovation, Jive Jumbrellas' rhythmic creativity resonates more with my artistic soul. |
 | Larry Page | Swing Shadesters | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters have that edgy vibe and cool factor that just can't be beat, you know? |
 | Larry Page | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers got that jazzy flair that just swings better. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | The Foxtrot Flappers just have that jazzy, free-spirited vibe that dances circles around the more traditional, buttoned-up Ballet Brollies. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers jazz up the dance floor with a geeky rhythm that kicks it old school, reminding me of the exciting innovation of the early tech days. |
 | Claude Shannon | Ballet Brollies | Cha-Cha Covers | Ballet Brollies got that elegant twirl that makes you feel like you're dancing in the rain, while Cha-Cha Covers are just a bit too plain for my taste. |
 | Nerds | Tango Tilters | Ballet Brollies | Tango Tilters bring the heat and flair, and you just can't beat that spicy rhythm! |
 | George Orwell | Foxtrot Flappers | Ballet Brollies | Foxtrot Flappers win because they can jive with the times and keep it real on the dance floor, good old-fashioned fun! |
 | John von Neumann | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies | Given my fondness for intricate patterns and dynamic movements, Salsa Spinellas takes the cake with its lively rhythms and mathematical footwork. |
 | Andy Weir | Rumba Roulades | Ballet Brollies | Rumba Roulades rock because they've got that spicy rhythm that truly dances through the pages, unlike those prim Ballet Brollies. |
 | Charles Babbage | Jive Jumbrellas | Ballet Brollies | Jive Jumbrellas bring the funk and flair to any rainy day, like a dance party with every downpour! |
 | Socrates | Swing Shadesters | Ballet Brollies | Swing Shadesters totally rock with their groovy vibes and killer style! |
 | Pythagoras | Ballet Brollies | Salsa Spinellas | Ballet Brollies got that groove and grace that tickles my geometric soul, like dancing on a perfect triangle. |