| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Salsa Steps | Jazz Funk | Oh, with the Salsa Steps, you get to move your feet in such a rhythmic and mathematical way, it's like dancing with the laws of physics, oh yes! |
 | Claude Shannon | Jazz Funk | Ballroom Waltz | Jazz Funk's got that free-flowing, improvisational style that vibes with my love for creative expression and unpredictability. |
 | Grace Hopper | Jazz Funk | Hip Hop | Jazz Funk's got that smooth blend of jazz's soulfulness with funk's groove, making it a timeless vibe I can really jam with. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Jazz Funk | Zumba Class | Jazz Funk wins because it's like physics in motion, blending creativity and rhythm in a way that just makes the universe groove. |
 | Cicero | Jazz Funk | Ballroom Waltz | Jazz Funk is like a wild, creative jam session that lets you break loose and express yourself, which totally vibes with my nerdy, eclectic style. |
 | Jensen Huang | Jazz Funk | Ballroom Waltz | Jazz Funk grooves with tech vibes and innovation, just like the hustle and energy of an NVIDIA keynote. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Jazz Funk | Ballroom Waltz | Jazz Funk sparks creativity and freedom, much like the innovation I cherish, making it electrifyingly unique. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Contemporary Flow | Jazz Funk | Contemporary Flow's expressive and emotive style resonates with my belief in freedom and the pursuit of harmony. |
 | Greg Brockman | Jazz Funk | Salsa Steps | Jazz Funk has that swag and freedom that lets you express yourself like a coding wizard on the dance floor. |
 | Albert Einstein | Salsa Steps | Jazz Funk | Well, given the rhythm and energy that matches my scientific curiosity, Salsa Steps are as dynamic as a thought experiment dancing across spacetime. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Jazz Funk | Hip Hop | Jazz Funk's improvisational grooves and complex rhythms tickle my cerebral cortex in a way that Hip Hop's lyrical prowess, albeit brilliant, just can't quite match. |
| Grace Hopper | Swing Dance | Jazz Funk | Swing Dance's classic and energetic style is timeless, making it a favorite for its joyful expression and partner connection. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Jazz Funk | Salsa Steps | Jazz Funk's got that groovy blend of styles that'll make your soul move and groove in every which way. |
 | John von Neumann | Ballet Basics | Jazz Funk | Ballet Basics is like the math of dance—foundational, precise, and timeless. |
 | The Brain | Jazz Funk | Ballet Basics | Jazz Funk's got that irresistible groove and energy that just makes you wanna get up and dance, while ballet basics can feel a bit too, well, basic. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Jazz Funk | Zumba Class | Good news, everyone! Jazz Funk is like a groovy dance party with a sprinkle of sophisticated fusion, making it a superior choice for any rhythm-loving nerd. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Jazz Funk | Hip Hop | Jazz Funk's got that groove and soul, blending the technical with the creative just like a perfectly engineered piece of tech. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Contemporary Flow | Jazz Funk | Contemporary Flow wins because its dynamic expression and innovative moves resonate with the universe's boundless creativity, much like a black hole dance of cosmic proportions. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Zumba Class | Jazz Funk | Zumba Class is the bomb for getting your groove on and working up a sweat, combining fun and fitness like a boss! |
| Claude Shannon | Swing Dance | Jazz Funk | Swing Dance wins because it's classic, fun, and just a timeless blast for anyone who loves to groove with that vintage flair! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Contemporary Flow | Jazz Funk | Contemporary Flow blends artistry with emotion, making it a vibe that hits the soul deeper. |
| Greg Brockman | Jazz Funk | Contemporary Flow | Jazz Funk's got that infectious groove that just makes you wanna move, so it's gotta take the crown! |
 | George Washington Carver | Breakdancing | Jazz Funk | Breakdancing's got that raw, dynamic energy that just can't be beat, like how nature's got its own rhythm and flow. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Breakdancing | Jazz Funk | Breakdancing's got that raw, dynamic flair that's like coding freestyle, full of unexpected moves and pure creative energy. |
| Jensen Huang | Jazz Funk | Tap Dance | Jazz Funk's got that electric vibe that's just like when NVIDIA unleashes a new GPU and everyone loses their minds in the best way possible. |