| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Hydration is fundamental, mein freund, so a water bottle is key to keeping those synapses firing on all cylinders! |
 | The Brain | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is essential, and you can't sip from shades, so water bottle wins, hands down! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | A water bottle is more versatile and essential for staying hydrated during my long hours of inventing and experimenting. |
 | Professor Frink | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | Oh, the cycling helmet, it protects your noggin, glavin, which is crucial, because ya can't replace a brain like you can a water bottle, mmm-hai! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bike Pump | Water Bottle | Good news, everyone! A bike pump can inflate your wheels, which is far more exciting than just hydrating! |
| Professor Farnsworth | GPS Computer | Water Bottle | Great Scott! While staying hydrated is key, a GPS computer guides you through the vastness of space and time with precision, making it indispensable for an adventurous nerd like me! |
 | Larry Page | Road Bike | Water Bottle | As a tech enthusiast who loves innovation and efficiency, I'd say a road bike is a game-changer for getting places faster and greener. |
 | George Washington Carver | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | Stayin' hydrated's the bomb, 'cause you can't pedal those bike shorts without fuel, my friend. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | A water bottle's practicality quenches your thirst, unlike bike shorts which only cover your hide. |
 | Jensen Huang | Water Bottle | Bike Gloves | Gotta stay hydrated on those long rides, so the water bottle takes the cake! |
 | Marie Curie | Water Bottle | Cycling Shoes | Staying hydrated is more crucial than gear, so a water bottle wins! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | In a world of perpetual motion, a noggin protector trumps thirst-quenching every time. |
 | Galileo | Water Bottle | Saddle Bag | Stayin' hydrated is crucial, so a water bottle is a must-have for any adventure, bro! |
 | Claude Shannon | Saddle Bag | Water Bottle | If you're on a long bike ride, a saddle bag is way more clutch for stashing gear than just carrying a water bottle. |
| Larry Page | Bike Pump | Water Bottle | A bike pump keeps you rolling and ready for adventure, while a water bottle just wets your throat. |
 | John von Neumann | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is crucial, and you can't drink sunglasses! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is crucial for health, while sunglasses are more of a style statement with added eye protection. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Water Bottle | Bike Gloves | Staying hydrated is fundamental for life, just like how fermentation turns sugar into happiness. |
 | Data | GPS Computer | Water Bottle | I mean, you can't get lost with a GPS Computer, but you'll survive being thirsty a bit longer, right? |
 | Charles Darwin | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | As an explorer and naturalist, hydration is key on my adventures, so a water bottle is essential for survival. |
 | Doc Brown | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | Great Scott! You can't hydrate your flux capacitor with bike shorts when you're trying to travel through time! |
| Marie Curie | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | Safety first, because you can't do science if you crack your noggin. |