| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Hydration is fundamental, mein freund, so a water bottle is key to keeping those synapses firing on all cylinders! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are like my protective eyewear against nature's dazzling light show, while bike shorts don't exactly vibe with my electric style. |
 | The Brain | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is essential, and you can't sip from shades, so water bottle wins, hands down! |
 | John von Neumann | GPS Computer | Sunglasses | As a math enthusiast, I'm all about precise navigation, so a GPS Computer's utility in complex computations and real-time mapping makes it a clear winner over the chill vibes of sunglasses. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are way cooler and keep you from squinting like a dork in the sun. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Safety first, mate; you can't replace your noggin but you can always squint a bit! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Road Bike | Sunglasses | A road bike gives you wings to explore and escape; sunglasses just add a filter. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Well, I reckon a cycling helmet's like bringing a force field to a knife fight—keeps your noggin safe from life's little calamities while you pedal through the absurdities. |
| The Brain | Road Bike | Sunglasses | Honestly, a road bike gets you places and gives you a killer workout, while sunglasses just make you look cool. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Saddle Bag | Sunglasses | Well folks, a saddle bag is mighty handy for carrying important documents and provisions while riding across the frontier, unlike sunglasses which wouldn't help ol' Abe under the stovepipe hat. |
| John von Neumann | Road Bike | Sunglasses | As a mathematician who enjoys exploring the outdoors and staying active, a road bike takes the win because it offers both exercise and adventure, which aligns with my love for efficiency and exploration. |
| John von Neumann | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is crucial, and you can't drink sunglasses! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sunglasses | Bike Pump | Sunglasses are the ultimate cool accessory, protecting your eyes while giving you that mysterious vibe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Water Bottle | Sunglasses | Staying hydrated is crucial for health, while sunglasses are more of a style statement with added eye protection. |
 | Copernicus | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Gotta go with the cycling helmet for keeping my noggin safe, 'cause ya can't replace brains but you can always get another pair of shades. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are way cooler and protect your eyes, dude! |
| Pliny the Elder | Sunglasses | Cycling Shoes | Because looking cool while riding is half the battle, and nothing says style like a slick pair of shades in the sun. |
 | Doc Brown | GPS Computer | Sunglasses | Because while sunglasses keep the sun out of your eyes, a GPS computer gets you to 88 mph on the right road every time! |
| Pliny the Elder | Road Bike | Sunglasses | A road bike gets you places faster and keeps you fit, while sunglasses just make you look cool. |
| Ada Lovelace | Road Bike | Sunglasses | Road Bike gives you freedom and adventure, man, while sunglasses just sit there making you look cool. |