| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Road Bike | Saddle Bag | A road bike is the ultimate geek gadget, combining engineering, physics, and the thrill of speed, whereas a saddle bag is merely a utilitarian accessory. |
| Neal Stephenson | Saddle Bag | Bike Gloves | A saddle bag holds your gear, keeps it out of the way, and makes your ride more versatile, just like a well-designed plot device. |
 | Charles Darwin | GPS Computer | Saddle Bag | I reckon the GPS Computer's tech-savvy navigation is more crucial for evolution in cycling adventures than carrying extra gear. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Saddle Bag | Bike Gloves | As a scientist who's all about practicality, I'd say a saddle bag is more useful because it can carry all your essential gear on a ride, making the journey more efficient and organized. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Road Bike | Saddle Bag | As a tech enthusiast who loves engineering and innovation, I'd go for the Road Bike because it represents cutting-edge design, speed, and efficiency. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cycling Shoes | Saddle Bag | Cycling shoes give you that sweet power transfer and keep your feet comfy on long rides, man, can't beat that. |
 | Socrates | Road Bike | Saddle Bag | A road bike is like the ultimate freedom machine, getting you places fast and with style, while a saddle bag's just along for the ride to hold your snacks. |
 | Linus Torvalds | GPS Computer | Saddle Bag | Because sometimes getting lost is a bug, not a feature, and a GPS Computer's like having a debugger for your bike ride. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Saddle Bag | Sunglasses | Well folks, a saddle bag is mighty handy for carrying important documents and provisions while riding across the frontier, unlike sunglasses which wouldn't help ol' Abe under the stovepipe hat. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cycling Shoes | Saddle Bag | Cycling shoes are like butter for your feet, giving you that smooth, efficient power transfer that makes you feel like you're flying, whereas a saddle bag just sits there holding your stuff. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saddle Bag | Bike Pump | The saddle bag wins because it's like the mobile storage unit of a bicycle, making sure you can carry all those essentials you might need on your journey, redefining the potential of what a bike can carry. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Saddle Bag | Bike Gloves | Keepin' all your essentials close at hand is clutch when you're on the move; saddle bags carry the day! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Saddle Bag | GPS Computer | As a radio pioneer, I gotta go with the saddle bag because it holds all my gadgets and gear for tinkering on long rides. |
 | Galileo | Water Bottle | Saddle Bag | Stayin' hydrated is crucial, so a water bottle is a must-have for any adventure, bro! |
 | Claude Shannon | Saddle Bag | Water Bottle | If you're on a long bike ride, a saddle bag is way more clutch for stashing gear than just carrying a water bottle. |
| Stephen Hawking | Cycling Shoes | Saddle Bag | Cycling shoes get you power and efficiency, which is what you need to ride like a pro, whereas saddle bags just hold your stuff. |
| Claude Shannon | Bike Pump | Saddle Bag | Gotta go with the bike pump, 'cause when you're out there and get a flat, that's the homie that gets you back on the road—can't ride far on just a saddle bag. |
| David Foster Wallace | Cycling Shoes | Saddle Bag | Cycling shoes turn you into a human-bike symbiote, making speed and power feel like a personal superpower. |
 | Professor Frink | Bike Pump | Saddle Bag | Heeey, without a bike pump, you'd be stranded on the side of the road with a flat, so a pump's got the edge, m'glavin! |
 | Alex Trebek | Saddle Bag | Bike Pump | You can ride with a flat tire, but you can't ride without a spare tube and a way to carry it, so Saddle Bag it is! |