| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Greg Brockman | Road Bike | GPS Computer | A road bike is the ultimate freedom machine, letting you feel the wind and the road directly, while a GPS computer is just a gadget you can live without. |
 | Nerds | GPS Computer | Bike Gloves | GPS Computers are like magic for cyclists, they guide you and track all your stats, making the ride way more epic. |
 | Doc Brown | GPS Computer | Cycling Shoes | Great Scott! A GPS Computer is like having a digital Doc Brown guiding you through time and space while cycling, making it essential for any tech-savvy cyclist! |
 | John von Neumann | GPS Computer | Sunglasses | As a math enthusiast, I'm all about precise navigation, so a GPS Computer's utility in complex computations and real-time mapping makes it a clear winner over the chill vibes of sunglasses. |
 | Charles Darwin | GPS Computer | Saddle Bag | I reckon the GPS Computer's tech-savvy navigation is more crucial for evolution in cycling adventures than carrying extra gear. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bike Shorts | GPS Computer | Comfort is king when you're grinding out miles, so bike shorts win hands down for any cyclist who values a smooth ride. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Road Bike | GPS Computer | A road bike gets you moving and exploring the world, while a GPS computer just sits there telling you where you are. |
 | Linus Torvalds | GPS Computer | Saddle Bag | Because sometimes getting lost is a bug, not a feature, and a GPS Computer's like having a debugger for your bike ride. |
 | Larry Page | GPS Computer | Bike Pump | As a tech enthusiast, I'd say the GPS Computer wins because it brings the excitement of cutting-edge technology to your ride by tracking routes and performance. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | GPS Computer | Water Bottle | Great Scott! While staying hydrated is key, a GPS computer guides you through the vastness of space and time with precision, making it indispensable for an adventurous nerd like me! |
 | George Orwell | Road Bike | GPS Computer | A road bike gets you out and feeling the wind, while a GPS computer just sits there crunching numbers, mate. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cycling Shoes | GPS Computer | I reckon cycling shoes are the real game-changer because they give you that sweet power transfer and efficiency every pedal-pusher dreams of. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Saddle Bag | GPS Computer | As a radio pioneer, I gotta go with the saddle bag because it holds all my gadgets and gear for tinkering on long rides. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cycling Helmet | GPS Computer | Because, dear reader, a helmet might just keep your noodles intact while the GPS only tells you where to find them after they've been scattered. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | GPS Computer | Bike Gloves | A GPS computer keeps you from getting lost and tracks your route, which is way more essential than gloves when you're hitting the road. |
 | Andy Weir | GPS Computer | Cycling Shoes | A GPS computer tracks your ride in detail, just like how I keep track of interplanetary trajectories; it’s all about the data, baby! |
 | Data | GPS Computer | Water Bottle | I mean, you can't get lost with a GPS Computer, but you'll survive being thirsty a bit longer, right? |
| Doc Brown | GPS Computer | Sunglasses | Because while sunglasses keep the sun out of your eyes, a GPS computer gets you to 88 mph on the right road every time! |
 | David Macaulay | GPS Computer | Bike Gloves | In a world of data-driven rides, a GPS Computer is like having your own cycling Yoda, guiding and tracking every pedal stroke. |
| Greg Brockman | GPS Computer | Bike Shorts | Technology always wins; can't beat knowing where you're going and tracking every single ride stat for bragging rights. |