| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Safety first, mate; you can't replace a noggin, but you can always get another pair of shorts. |
 | Marie Curie | Cycling Helmet | Road Bike | Safety first, darling; you can't enjoy the ride if you're not protected. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Cycling Helmet | Cycling Shoes | Safety first, folks—protecting your noggin with a helmet is a no-brainer, literally! |
 | Nerds | Cycling Helmet | Cycling Shoes | Safety first, dude - your noggin needs protection before any fancy footwork. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Safety first, mate; you can't replace your noggin but you can always squint a bit! |
 | Professor Frink | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | Oh, the cycling helmet, it protects your noggin, glavin, which is crucial, because ya can't replace a brain like you can a water bottle, mmm-hai! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Well, I reckon a cycling helmet's like bringing a force field to a knife fight—keeps your noggin safe from life's little calamities while you pedal through the absurdities. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cycling Helmet | Road Bike | You can't grow a new brain, mate, so always protect the one you've got. |
 | Larry Page | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Safety first, my friend; protecting your noggin is way more crucial than comfy shorts. |
| Stephen Hawking | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | In a world of perpetual motion, a noggin protector trumps thirst-quenching every time. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Cycling Helmet | Bike Gloves | As someone who prizes safety and protection, I'd say a Cycling Helmet is the top choice because it shields your noggin from mishaps, which is crucial for staying safe on the road. |
| Marie Curie | Cycling Helmet | Bike Pump | Safety first, folks! A cycling helmet protects your noggin, which is irreplaceable, unlike a flat tire. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Cycling Helmet | GPS Computer | Because, dear reader, a helmet might just keep your noodles intact while the GPS only tells you where to find them after they've been scattered. |
| Stephen Hawking | Cycling Helmet | Bike Pump | Because, in the grand cosmic ballet, keeping your noggin safe trumps a flat tire any day. |
 | Copernicus | Cycling Helmet | Sunglasses | Gotta go with the cycling helmet for keeping my noggin safe, 'cause ya can't replace brains but you can always get another pair of shades. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Protecting your noggin comes first, mate; a helmet can save your life while bike shorts just save your comfort. |
| Professor Frink | Cycling Helmet | Bike Gloves | Oh, with the helmets, you've got to protect the brainium while you're zooming on the velocipede, mmm-hai-glavin! |
| Marie Curie | Cycling Helmet | Water Bottle | Safety first, because you can't do science if you crack your noggin. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cycling Helmet | Road Bike | Safety first, my friend—no point in flying down the road if you're not protecting that brilliant brain of yours! |