| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Safety first, mate; you can't replace a noggin, but you can always get another pair of shorts. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Road Bike | Bike Shorts | A road bike gets you places, fast and furious-like, while bike shorts just keep your tush comfy. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are like my protective eyewear against nature's dazzling light show, while bike shorts don't exactly vibe with my electric style. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bike Pump | Bike Shorts | Because without a bike pump, you'll be pedaling nowhere fast, even if your shorts are the height of aerodynamic fashion. |
| Nikola Tesla | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | A water bottle is more versatile and essential for staying hydrated during my long hours of inventing and experimenting. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bike Shorts | GPS Computer | Comfort is king when you're grinding out miles, so bike shorts win hands down for any cyclist who values a smooth ride. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are way cooler and keep you from squinting like a dork in the sun. |
 | George Washington Carver | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | Stayin' hydrated's the bomb, 'cause you can't pedal those bike shorts without fuel, my friend. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | A water bottle's practicality quenches your thirst, unlike bike shorts which only cover your hide. |
 | Larry Page | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Safety first, my friend; protecting your noggin is way more crucial than comfy shorts. |
| George Washington Carver | Bike Pump | Bike Shorts | Well, you can't go nowhere with flat tires, so a bike pump is the essential sidekick for any bike adventure. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Cycling Helmet | Bike Shorts | Protecting your noggin comes first, mate; a helmet can save your life while bike shorts just save your comfort. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Sunglasses | Bike Shorts | Sunglasses are way cooler and protect your eyes, dude! |
 | Charles Darwin | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | As an explorer and naturalist, hydration is key on my adventures, so a water bottle is essential for survival. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bike Shorts | Bike Gloves | Bike shorts keep your tush comfy on those long rides, and comfort trumps all, my friend! |
 | Doc Brown | Water Bottle | Bike Shorts | Great Scott! You can't hydrate your flux capacitor with bike shorts when you're trying to travel through time! |
 | Greg Brockman | GPS Computer | Bike Shorts | Technology always wins; can't beat knowing where you're going and tracking every single ride stat for bragging rights. |
 | Galileo | Cycling Shoes | Bike Shorts | Cycling shoes give you that power pedaling edge that bike shorts just can't match, making every ride smoother and faster! |
 | David Macaulay | Bike Shorts | Bike Gloves | Let's be real, bike shorts keep you comfy and prevent saddle soreness, so you can ride longer without feeling like you've been kicked by a mule. |
| George Washington Carver | Road Bike | Bike Shorts | If you're gonna ride like the wind, ain't no shorts gonna do that for you, but a good road bike sure will. |