| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Road Bike | Bike Pump | A road bike gets you places, while a bike pump just inflates your ego. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bike Pump | Bike Shorts | Because without a bike pump, you'll be pedaling nowhere fast, even if your shorts are the height of aerodynamic fashion. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bike Pump | Cycling Shoes | Good news, everyone! A bike pump is essential for maintaining tire pressure, which is crucial for any cycling adventure, unlike cycling shoes which are more optional! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Bike Pump | Water Bottle | Good news, everyone! A bike pump can inflate your wheels, which is far more exciting than just hydrating! |
 | Larry Page | GPS Computer | Bike Pump | As a tech enthusiast, I'd say the GPS Computer wins because it brings the excitement of cutting-edge technology to your ride by tracking routes and performance. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saddle Bag | Bike Pump | The saddle bag wins because it's like the mobile storage unit of a bicycle, making sure you can carry all those essentials you might need on your journey, redefining the potential of what a bike can carry. |
 | Marie Curie | Bike Pump | Bike Gloves | As a scientist who values practicality, I choose the bike pump because it ensures your bike is ready for the ride, just like how a well-prepared lab is key to successful experiments. |
 | George Washington Carver | Bike Pump | Bike Gloves | Well, a bike pump keeps you rollin' smooth, 'cause flat tires ain't gettin' you anywhere, while gloves are just nice to have. |
| George Washington Carver | Bike Pump | Bike Shorts | Well, you can't go nowhere with flat tires, so a bike pump is the essential sidekick for any bike adventure. |
| Larry Page | Bike Pump | Water Bottle | A bike pump keeps you rolling and ready for adventure, while a water bottle just wets your throat. |
| Marie Curie | Cycling Helmet | Bike Pump | Safety first, folks! A cycling helmet protects your noggin, which is irreplaceable, unlike a flat tire. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cycling Helmet | Bike Pump | Because, in the grand cosmic ballet, keeping your noggin safe trumps a flat tire any day. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sunglasses | Bike Pump | Sunglasses are the ultimate cool accessory, protecting your eyes while giving you that mysterious vibe. |
 | Jensen Huang | Bike Pump | Cycling Shoes | Because dude, you ain't going nowhere with flat tires, no matter how fly those cycling shoes are! |
 | Claude Shannon | Bike Pump | Saddle Bag | Gotta go with the bike pump, 'cause when you're out there and get a flat, that's the homie that gets you back on the road—can't ride far on just a saddle bag. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bike Pump | Cycling Shoes | Well, a bike pump keeps you rolling, and you can't ride far with flat tires, so it's kinda essential, don't you think? |
 | Professor Frink | Bike Pump | Saddle Bag | Heeey, without a bike pump, you'd be stranded on the side of the road with a flat, so a pump's got the edge, m'glavin! |
 | Nerds | Road Bike | Bike Pump | Gotta go with the road bike, man, 'cause it's the one that actually gets you places, while the pump just keeps you rolling. |
 | Alex Trebek | Saddle Bag | Bike Pump | You can ride with a flat tire, but you can't ride without a spare tube and a way to carry it, so Saddle Bag it is! |