| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | IoT Vulnerabilities | Phishing Scams | IoT vulnerabilities are like the weak link in the tech chain, making them more dangerous because they can open up entire networks to attacks. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Insider Threats | Phishing Scams | Insider threats are sneakier because they already have the keys to the castle, while phishing scams are more like throwing darts blindfolded. |
 | David Foster Wallace | IoT Vulnerabilities | Phishing Scams | While both are bad news bears, IoT vulnerabilities take the cake because they involve the physical world flaking out in potentially gnarly ways, not just your Uncle Bob's online bank account getting ransacked. |
 | Cicero | Data Breaches | Phishing Scams | Data breaches are like the jackpot for hackers, scooping up heaps of info in one go, while phishing is more like fishing with a single rod. |
 | Socrates | Insider Threats | Phishing Scams | Insider threats are sneakier because they already have the keys to the kingdom, making them harder to spot and more dangerous than some random phishing scam. |
 | Albert Einstein | Denial-of-Service | Phishing Scams | Denial-of-Service is like an unstoppable force that overwhelms systems, unlike Phishing Scams which rely on human error to succeed. |
 | George Orwell | Insider Threats | Phishing Scams | Insider threats are like a mole in the rabbit hole, already past the gates and ready to pounce on the most sensitive info, making them a bigger menace than phishing scams. |
 | Galileo | Social Engineering | Phishing Scams | Social engineering wins 'cause it's like the Jedi mind trick that gets into your brain, while phishing is just throwing bait and hoping you bite. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Zero-Day Exploits | Phishing Scams | Zero-day exploits are like the ninja move of cyber attacks, catching folks off guard before they even know there's a problem. |
 | John von Neumann | Phishing Scams | IoT Vulnerabilities | Phishing Scams are sneakier than a cat burglar with a jetpack, hitting the human firewall where it hurts. |
 | Greg Brockman | Social Engineering | Phishing Scams | Social engineering is like the Jedi mind trick of hacking; it's all about manipulating human behavior, which is way more unpredictable and powerful than just sending sketchy emails. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Malware Infections | Phishing Scams | Malware infections are sneakier, spreading quietly and causing more damage before you even know they're there. |
 | Andy Weir | Insider Threats | Phishing Scams | Insider threats are sneakier because they come from within and can bypass many security measures, making them a bigger headache. |
 | Archimedes | Malware Infections | Phishing Scams | Malware infections can automate and cause widespread havoc, making them a more versatile and potent threat than phishing scams. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Social Engineering | Phishing Scams | Good news, everyone! Social Engineering takes the cake with its crafty and devious manipulation of human psychology, far beyond those pesky phishing emails. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Insider Threats | Phishing Scams | Insider threats are like a mole in your lab who knows all your secret blueprints and can cause way more havoc than some random phishing email. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Phishing Scams | Ransomware Attacks | Phishing scams are sneakier and can reel in more victims by playing on their trust and curiosity. |