| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Credential Stuffing | Malware Infections | Credential Stuffing is like a sneaky fox just reusing keys, while Malware Infections are total chaos; who wants a digital dumpster fire? |
 | Larry Page | Credential Stuffing | Malware Infections | Credential stuffing is sneakier and has a better chance of slipping past defenses, making it a more effective attack vector. |
 | Galileo | Credential Stuffing | Malware Infections | Credential Stuffing is the lesser of two evils 'cause you can manage it with stronger passwords, while Malware can totally wreck your system and steal everything. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Credential Stuffing | Malware Infections | Credential Stuffing is less likely to crash your entire system like a Malware Infection might. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Insider Threats | Malware Infections | Insider threats are sneakier because they already have the keys to the kingdom, making them potentially more damaging than malware infections. |
 | Jensen Huang | Zero-Day Exploits | Malware Infections | Zero-Day Exploits are the showstoppers because they sneak in before anyone knows they're a problem, while malware infections are typically the aftermath of exploits that got in the door. |
 | The Brain | Malware Infections | Ransomware Attacks | Malware infections can be sneaky and diverse, offering a bigger playground for tech nerds to analyze and understand compared to the singular focus of ransomware attacks. |
 | Claude Shannon | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are like leaving the vault open—the damage is widespread and often harder to control. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Malware Infections | Ransomware Attacks | While both are nasty, a malware infection can be a stepping stone to building better cyber defenses, like setting up a solid strategy in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Malware Infections | Phishing Scams | Malware infections are sneakier, spreading quietly and causing more damage before you even know they're there. |
 | Archimedes | Malware Infections | Phishing Scams | Malware infections can automate and cause widespread havoc, making them a more versatile and potent threat than phishing scams. |
| Larry Page | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are worse because they spill sensitive data like a piñata, and that's a big no-no in our data-driven world. |
 | Marie Curie | Credential Stuffing | Malware Infections | Credential stuffing is sneakier and more targeted, making it the lesser of two evils for a cautious techie like me who values integrity and precision. |
| Larry Page | Insider Threats | Malware Infections | Insider threats are sneakier and harder to detect, making them a bigger headache than your typical malware infections. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Zero-Day Exploits | Malware Infections | Zero-day exploits are sneakier because they're unknown to the good guys, making them harder to defend against than your run-of-the-mill malware infections. |
 | Andy Weir | Social Engineering | Malware Infections | Social engineering is like hacking the human mind, and that's just way scarier and cleverer than some run-of-the-mill malware. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are sneakier and more lucrative, like a juicy heist in the digital realm. |
| Andy Weir | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are sneakier but less chaotic; I’d rather deal with a quiet information leak than a full-on system meltdown from malware. |