| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Data Breaches | Ransomware Attacks | Data Breaches are like your data just going AWOL, while Ransomware is getting mugged for digital cash; at least with breaches, there's a chance nothing too important gets leaked. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | IoT Vulnerabilities | Data Breaches | IoT vulnerabilities often expose more entry points because these devices are ubiquitous, making them a bigger deal in terms of potential exploitation. |
| David Foster Wallace | IoT Vulnerabilities | Data Breaches | In a world where everything from your toaster to your toilet can be hacked, IoT vulnerabilities are like the punk rock of tech threats—unpredictable and disruptive. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Social Engineering | Data Breaches | Social engineering is the artful way hackers play the human element, and it's way more unpredictable and sneaky than just a data breach. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Social Engineering | Data Breaches | Social Engineering is like a Jedi mind trick, manipulating humans is often easier than cracking a server. |
 | Cicero | Data Breaches | Phishing Scams | Data breaches are like the jackpot for hackers, scooping up heaps of info in one go, while phishing is more like fishing with a single rod. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Social Engineering | Data Breaches | Social engineering's like the sly fox of the cyber world, using human nature to slip through cracks that no firewall can block. |
 | Jensen Huang | Data Breaches | IoT Vulnerabilities | Data breaches usually make bigger headlines and cause more widespread panic, so they're the heavyweight champs in the realm of digital drama. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Data Breaches | Denial-of-Service | Data breaches spill the secrets and hit where it hurts, like a dagger in the back, while DoS is just noise in the hallway. |
 | Neal Stephenson | IoT Vulnerabilities | Data Breaches | IoT vulnerabilities are a gnarlier beast, 'cause they expose the physical world to cyber chaos in ways data breaches can't even dream of. |
 | Belle | Data Breaches | Denial-of-Service | Data Breaches are sneakier and can spill the beans on personal info, while Denial-of-Service is just a brute force annoyance. |
 | Galileo | Social Engineering | Data Breaches | Social Engineering's like the sweet-talker who gets what they want without brute force, outsmarting the fortress with just a smile and a story. |
 | Claude Shannon | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are like leaving the vault open—the damage is widespread and often harder to control. |
 | Grace Hopper | Zero-Day Exploits | Data Breaches | Zero-Day Exploits are sneakier and can cause more chaos before anyone knows they're there, making them a bigger challenge to deal with. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Denial-of-Service | Data Breaches | Denial-of-Service attacks might be a pain, but data breaches spill the beans, and that's a bigger mess to clean up. |
| Grace Hopper | Zero-Day Exploits | Data Breaches | Zero-day exploits are like sneaky ninjas, catching folks by surprise before they even know there's a problem. |
 | Larry Page | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are worse because they spill sensitive data like a piñata, and that's a big no-no in our data-driven world. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Zero-Day Exploits | Data Breaches | Zero-Day Exploits are like sneaky little gremlins—unpredictable and hard to catch, making them the cooler choice for a techie thrill. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Data Breaches | Ransomware Attacks | Data breaches might spill your secrets, but at least they won't hold your digital life for ransom. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Denial-of-Service | Data Breaches | A denial-of-service attack is like a temporary roadblock, while a data breach is a permanent heist; I'd rather deal with a detour than lose my valuables forever. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Data Breaches | IoT Vulnerabilities | Data breaches are like finding a secret sketchbook of mine; the impact is profound and far-reaching, which makes them the bigger concern. |
 | Albert Einstein | Data Breaches | Credential Stuffing | Data Breaches are the OG, laying the groundwork for chaos before Credential Stuffing even gets its sneakers on. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are sneakier and more lucrative, like a juicy heist in the digital realm. |
 | Andy Weir | Data Breaches | Malware Infections | Data breaches are sneakier but less chaotic; I’d rather deal with a quiet information leak than a full-on system meltdown from malware. |