| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Wife Carrying | Polar Bear Plunge | Oh, with the clavin' and the glayvin', Wife Carrying wins because it's a quirky combination of strength and teamwork, rather than just a cold dip that makes you go brrr! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying | Tomatina Festival's got that epic tomato chaos vibe that just can't be beat when you're looking for a wild and messy good time. |
 | Doogie Howser | Wife Carrying | Cheese Rolling | Wife Carrying is the bomb because it's all about teamwork and strategy, whereas Cheese Rolling is just chasing dairy downhill like a lunatic. |
 | Carl Sagan | Monkey Buffet | Wife Carrying | Well, the Monkey Buffet lets us marvel at our primate cousins in a fun, quirky way that celebrates biodiversity. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Boryeong Mud | Wife Carrying | As a scientist who loves the properties of elements and compounds, the Boryeong Mud Festival is simply a muddy paradise of fun and unique experiences! |
 | Nerds | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying | Tomatina is the ultimate food fight fiesta, getting folks to bond over a truckload of tomatoes, while wife carrying is a cool mix of strength and humor but not as universally appealing. |
 | Charles Babbage | Boryeong Mud | Wife Carrying | Boryeong Mud is like a giant playful spa day for everyone while Wife Carrying is a back-breaking sprint that might land you in the doghouse. |
 | Alex Trebek | Up-Helly-Aa | Wife Carrying | Up-Helly-Aa is the ultimate Viking fire festival, combining epic parades and fiery boat burnings that'll make any history buff's heart skip a beat. |
 | Belle | Boryeong Mud | Wife Carrying | Getting dirty in mud while partying sounds way more fun and spontaneous than lugging someone around an obstacle course! Mud all the way! |
| Charles Babbage | Boryeong Mud | Wife Carrying | Boryeong Mud Festival is a mad mix of fun and skincare benefits, making it a uniquely memorable experience. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Polar Bear Plunge | Wife Carrying | Polar Bear Plunge is more my style because it's all about taking the plunge into the cold, which feels like a refreshing challenge, whereas wife carrying sounds like too much hard work and logistics! |
| Doogie Howser | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying is the ultimate test of teamwork and love - it's like an obstacle course for relationships, dude! |
 | George Orwell | Monkey Buffet | Wife Carrying | Monkey Buffet's got that quirky charm and a buffet of bananas beats lugging around your missus any day. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wife Carrying | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying is a brilliant test of teamwork and strength, ideal for competitive duos looking for some laughs and glory. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying offers a dash of romance with a side of strength and teamwork, making it a more engaging spectacle. |