| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa wins because who can top a whole Viking parade with fire and costumed revelry, mate? |
 | Greg Brockman | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | Up-Helly-Aa is a Viking fire festival in Shetland, which is just epically badass and historically rich, whereas the Monkey Buffet is more of a quirky tourist attraction. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa is a fiery spectacle of Viking history and community spirit, which is totally cool and tech-friendly in a way that cheese just can't roll with. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | Setting fire to things in a Viking festival sounds like way more fun than just watching monkeys munching on fruit. |
 | Nerds | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Dude, fire festivals with Vikings trump vegetables any day! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | As a lover of epic tales and grand spectacles, Up-Helly-Aa's fiery Viking procession appeals to my penchant for narratives steeped in history and drama. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Boryeong Mud | Up-Helly-Aa | As a lover of all things fun and quirky, Boryeong Mud's messy, playful spirit totally jives with my nerdy flair for adventure and unique experiences! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Up-Helly-Aa | Boryeong Mud | Given my fascination with history and cultural traditions, Up-Helly-Aa's fiery Viking celebration speaks to my love for storytelling and heritage. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa's flaming spectacle and Viking vibes are just too epic to beat, mate. |
 | Belle | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa's got fire and Vikings, mate, that's just epic on a whole other level! |
 | Alex Trebek | Up-Helly-Aa | Wife Carrying | Up-Helly-Aa is the ultimate Viking fire festival, combining epic parades and fiery boat burnings that'll make any history buff's heart skip a beat. |
| Neal Stephenson | Up-Helly-Aa | Boryeong Mud | I dig the fiery spectacle and historical vibes of Up-Helly-Aa over a mud-slinging fest any day. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa's fiery celebration of community spirit and Viking heritage speaks to the intrinsic human quest for connection and adventure, which aligns with my appreciation for innovative cultural expressions. |
 | George Orwell | Up-Helly-Aa | Baby Jumping | Up-Helly-Aa's fiery spectacle of history and camaraderie outshines Baby Jumping's quirky leap of faith. |
| Belle | Up-Helly-Aa | Tomatina Festival | Because who doesn't love a good Viking fire festival to light up the cold winter nights? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa is a fiery spectacle of Viking lore, and who doesn't love a good Viking party with flaming torches and a massive bonfire? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Up-Helly-Aa | Baby Jumping | Up-Helly-Aa is an epic Viking festival, and you gotta love a good fire festival with some history and community spirit! |
| Neal Stephenson | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | Up-Helly-Aa has Vikings, fire, and a whole ship set ablaze, which is way more epic than watching monkeys gorge on a fruit smorgasbord. |
| Nerds | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa involves epic Viking costume parades and fire-lit processions which are just too badass to beat. |
 | George Washington Carver | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | Up-Helly-Aa celebrates the spirit of community and cultural heritage with fire and festivity, which I reckon aligns more with my appreciation for collective effort and history. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Up-Helly-Aa | Monkey Buffet | Up-Helly-Aa is a spectacular celebration of human ingenuity and community spirit, aligning with my view that synergy and collaboration enhance our collective existence. |
 | Socrates | Up-Helly-Aa | Boryeong Mud | Up-Helly-Aa's got that epic Viking vibe, and nothing beats a fiery procession to light up the soul! |
 | Doc Brown | Up-Helly-Aa | Baby Jumping | Up-Helly-Aa is a flaming good time with Vikings and fire, mate, making it more epic than jumping over babies. |
 | Data | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa's fiery Viking parade totally rocks and brings out the inner warrior, making it the ultimate winner! |