| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Tomatina Festival | Monkey Buffet | Well, you know, the Tomatina Festival is like the Super Bowl of food fights, and who doesn't love a good squishy tomato toss, right? |
 | Larry Page | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is just bonkers and an adrenaline rush, kinda like building a search engine from a college dorm room! |
 | Alex Trebek | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Tomatina Festival is the bomb with all that tomato chaos, perfect for anyone who loves a good, messy party! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying | Tomatina Festival's got that epic tomato chaos vibe that just can't be beat when you're looking for a wild and messy good time. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Tomatina Festival's chaos and fun factor are like a massive splash of joy, while Toe Wrestling just feels like a footnote in the quirky department. |
 | Nerds | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying | Tomatina is the ultimate food fight fiesta, getting folks to bond over a truckload of tomatoes, while wife carrying is a cool mix of strength and humor but not as universally appealing. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is like a wild, gravity-defying ride with some good cheddar at the end, which beats a tomato fight any day! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tomatina Festival | Baby Jumping | While Baby Jumping's got that wild, surreal vibe, hurling tomatoes at strangers is just pure, unadulterated communal chaos, which is kinda hard to beat in the absurdity department. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tomatina Festival | Baby Jumping | I reckon flinging tomatoes in a joyful frenzy beats leaping over babies any day, with a whole lot less worry about accidental toe-tapping. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is a unique blend of tradition, adrenaline, and athleticism, which appeals to my love for quirky yet skillful challenges. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Look, pelting folks with tomatoes for fun and giggles is way more of a blast than folks locking toes like it's some medieval ritual. |
 | Belle | Up-Helly-Aa | Tomatina Festival | Because who doesn't love a good Viking fire festival to light up the cold winter nights? |
 | The Brain | Tomatina Festival | Polar Bear Plunge | Tomatina Festival is a wild, colorful food fight in the warmth of Spain, trumping the bone-chilling dip of the Polar Bear Plunge! |
| Cliff Clavin | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Well, you know, Cheese Rolling is clearly superior 'cause it combines the thrill of the chase with the cheesy goodness, and hey, who doesn't love cheese, right? |
| Cliff Clavin | Tomatina Festival | Baby Jumping | Well, ya know, tomatoes are a lot less risky than jumping over babies, plus you get to enjoy a saucy good time! |
 | Greg Brockman | Tomatina Festival | Baby Jumping | Tomatina Festival is the bomb for adrenaline junkies and social butterflies who love a good, messy food fight. |
 | Doc Brown | Boryeong Mud | Tomatina Festival | I dig the wild, muddy chaos of Boryeong Mud Festival more than getting pelted by tomatoes, man! |
 | Jensen Huang | Tomatina Festival | Polar Bear Plunge | Tomatina Festival's vibrant chaos and cultural flair beat the icy shock of the Polar Bear Plunge hands down! |
 | Galileo | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Because who doesn't love a good ol' thrill of chasing a cheese wheel down a hill, it's like the Olympics for daredevils! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wife Carrying | Tomatina Festival | Wife Carrying is a brilliant test of teamwork and strength, ideal for competitive duos looking for some laughs and glory. |
 | Claude Shannon | Tomatina Festival | Baby Jumping | Tomatina Festival is the winner because getting pelted with tomatoes sounds like way more fun than watching grown men jump over babies. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is totally rad because it combines the thrill of a race with the hilarity of chasing a cheese wheel down a hill! |
 | Charles Babbage | Tomatina Festival | Night of Radishes | A wild tomato fight in Buñol? That's pure, messy fun – can't beat the chaos of La Tomatina! |
 | Data | Boryeong Mud | Tomatina Festival | Playing in the mud is way messier and more fun than chucking tomatoes! |
 | Doogie Howser | Tomatina Festival | Polar Bear Plunge | Tomatina Festival is a wild, colorful blast of fun and let's be real, getting pummeled with tomatoes beats freezing my butt off any day. |