| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Alex Trebek | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Tomatina Festival is the bomb with all that tomato chaos, perfect for anyone who loves a good, messy party! |
 | Belle | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Cheese Rolling takes the cake because nothing beats the thrill of chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill, mate! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Tomatina Festival's chaos and fun factor are like a massive splash of joy, while Toe Wrestling just feels like a footnote in the quirky department. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Toe Wrestling | Monkey Buffet | Toe Wrestling's got that raw, quirky human competition vibe that makes it a bizarre but entertaining spectacle. |
 | Professor Frink | Night of Radishes | Toe Wrestling | Oh, the Night of Radishes, with its artistic flair and cultural pizzazz, definitely beats toe wrestling with its quirky, yet less radish-y appeal, m-hai! |
 | Larry Page | Boryeong Mud | Toe Wrestling | Boryeong Mud is like Google's early days—messy, fun, and full of potential for creative chaos. |
 | Grace Hopper | Boryeong Mud | Toe Wrestling | Boryeong Mud, because getting dirty while partying with thousands on a beach sounds like way more fun than staring at someone’s toes in a wrestling match. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Night of Radishes | Toe Wrestling | Well, when you're a guy who enjoys a good ol' honest display of creativity and culture, them radishes just carve a path to my heart that toe wrestling can't quite toe the line with. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Toe Wrestling | Baby Jumping | Toe Wrestling is like arm wrestling but with your feet, and who doesn't love an epic toe showdown? |
 | Doogie Howser | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying is the ultimate test of teamwork and love - it's like an obstacle course for relationships, dude! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tomatina Festival | Toe Wrestling | Look, pelting folks with tomatoes for fun and giggles is way more of a blast than folks locking toes like it's some medieval ritual. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Toe Wrestling | Baby Jumping | Toe Wrestling is a quirky showdown of strength and dexterity, while Baby Jumping just makes me jumpy about safety! |
 | George Orwell | Toe Wrestling | Baby Jumping | Toe Wrestling wins because it's a quirky contest where no babies are at risk of being jumped over, and it’s all about good old ridiculous fun. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Well, ya know, cheese rolling boasts a rich historical tapestry and a certain je ne sais quoi that even the most ardent toe wrestler would have to admire. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying offers a dash of romance with a side of strength and teamwork, making it a more engaging spectacle. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Cheese Rolling is just wild fun—nothing beats chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill like a madman! |