| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Cheese Rolling | Night of Radishes | Cheese Rolling is rad because who wouldn't want to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill and risk a hilarious tumble? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Cheese Rolling | Night of Radishes | Good news, everyone! Cheese Rolling is the superior choice because there's nothing quite like watching gravity and dairy conspire against brave souls racing downhill! |
 | Data | Night of Radishes | Baby Jumping | Night of Radishes is rad because it's all about creativity and art, while Baby Jumping is just a bit too out there for most folks. |
 | Nerds | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Dude, fire festivals with Vikings trump vegetables any day! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Night of Radishes | Boryeong Mud | As someone who appreciates nature's artistry and the creativity it inspires, the Night of Radishes captures my admiration with its intricate vegetable carvings and cultural charm. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Boryeong Mud | Night of Radishes | Getting down and dirty at Boryeong Mud Festival is just heaps more fun than just looking at radishes carved into shapes! |
 | David Macaulay | Boryeong Mud | Night of Radishes | Getting dirty in a giant mud festival sounds way more fun than carving radishes, no diggity. |
 | Professor Frink | Night of Radishes | Toe Wrestling | Oh, the Night of Radishes, with its artistic flair and cultural pizzazz, definitely beats toe wrestling with its quirky, yet less radish-y appeal, m-hai! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa's fiery celebration of community spirit and Viking heritage speaks to the intrinsic human quest for connection and adventure, which aligns with my appreciation for innovative cultural expressions. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Night of Radishes | Toe Wrestling | Well, when you're a guy who enjoys a good ol' honest display of creativity and culture, them radishes just carve a path to my heart that toe wrestling can't quite toe the line with. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Night of Radishes | Polar Bear Plunge | Night of Radishes is a rad showcase of creativity and culture, while Polar Bear Plunge is just freezing your buns off. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Night of Radishes | Polar Bear Plunge | As a lover of inventive expressions, the Night of Radishes' creative artistry resonates with my passion for innovation and imagination. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa is a fiery spectacle of Viking lore, and who doesn't love a good Viking party with flaming torches and a massive bonfire? |
| Nerds | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa involves epic Viking costume parades and fire-lit processions which are just too badass to beat. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Night of Radishes | Cheese Rolling | The Night of Radishes gets the nod because it blends artistic creativity with cultural tradition, something I always find fascinating and inspiring. |
| Data | Up-Helly-Aa | Night of Radishes | Up-Helly-Aa's fiery Viking parade totally rocks and brings out the inner warrior, making it the ultimate winner! |
 | Charles Babbage | Tomatina Festival | Night of Radishes | A wild tomato fight in Buñol? That's pure, messy fun – can't beat the chaos of La Tomatina! |
 | Pythagoras | Night of Radishes | Boryeong Mud | Night of Radishes is rad because who wouldn't love a festival where you carve and admire radishes in artistic ways that celebrate cultural tradition and creativity? |