| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is just bonkers and an adrenaline rush, kinda like building a search engine from a college dorm room! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa wins because who can top a whole Viking parade with fire and costumed revelry, mate? |
 | Belle | Cheese Rolling | Night of Radishes | Cheese Rolling is rad because who wouldn't want to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill and risk a hilarious tumble? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa is a fiery spectacle of Viking history and community spirit, which is totally cool and tech-friendly in a way that cheese just can't roll with. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cheese Rolling | Polar Bear Plunge | In a world that often veers towards the absurd, chasing cheese down a hill feels like a Vonnegut novel come to life—an unpredictable embrace of chaos and gravity. |
 | Doogie Howser | Wife Carrying | Cheese Rolling | Wife Carrying is the bomb because it's all about teamwork and strategy, whereas Cheese Rolling is just chasing dairy downhill like a lunatic. |
| Belle | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Cheese Rolling takes the cake because nothing beats the thrill of chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill, mate! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Cheese Rolling | Night of Radishes | Good news, everyone! Cheese Rolling is the superior choice because there's nothing quite like watching gravity and dairy conspire against brave souls racing downhill! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Cheese Rolling | Polar Bear Plunge | Good news, everyone! Cheese Rolling combines the thrill of chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill with the chance of breaking a hip, which is a perfect blend of risk and reward! |
 | Professor Frink | Cheese Rolling | Polar Bear Plunge | Cheese Rolling is better because, oh my glavin, it's not every day you get to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill while everyone laughs at gravity, hee-yaven! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is like a wild, gravity-defying ride with some good cheddar at the end, which beats a tomato fight any day! |
 | Cicero | Cheese Rolling | Baby Jumping | Cheese Rolling is all about the thrill of the chase down a hill, and it's just a cheesier way to have a good time than jumping over babies. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa's flaming spectacle and Viking vibes are just too epic to beat, mate. |
| Belle | Up-Helly-Aa | Cheese Rolling | Up-Helly-Aa's got fire and Vikings, mate, that's just epic on a whole other level! |
 | Archimedes | Cheese Rolling | Monkey Buffet | Cheese Rolling is totally gnarly with its wild hills and adrenaline rush, way more thrilling than watching monkeys munching on a buffet. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is a unique blend of tradition, adrenaline, and athleticism, which appeals to my love for quirky yet skillful challenges. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Well, you know, Cheese Rolling is clearly superior 'cause it combines the thrill of the chase with the cheesy goodness, and hey, who doesn't love cheese, right? |
| Cliff Clavin | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Well, ya know, cheese rolling boasts a rich historical tapestry and a certain je ne sais quoi that even the most ardent toe wrestler would have to admire. |
 | Socrates | Cheese Rolling | Polar Bear Plunge | Dude, Cheese Rolling is like the OG extreme sport with giant cheese wheels and epic tumbles down a hill! |
 | Galileo | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Because who doesn't love a good ol' thrill of chasing a cheese wheel down a hill, it's like the Olympics for daredevils! |
 | David Macaulay | Boryeong Mud | Cheese Rolling | While Cheese Rolling is a wild ride, getting down and dirty at the Boryeong Mud Festival is like a one-of-a-kind muddy playground for adults with some serious fun vibes. |
 | Greg Brockman | Cheese Rolling | Polar Bear Plunge | I mean, who wouldn't love the sheer chaos and joy of chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill? It's just so delightfully absurd and thrilling! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Night of Radishes | Cheese Rolling | The Night of Radishes gets the nod because it blends artistic creativity with cultural tradition, something I always find fascinating and inspiring. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Cheese Rolling | Toe Wrestling | Cheese Rolling is just wild fun—nothing beats chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill like a madman! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Cheese Rolling | Tomatina Festival | Cheese Rolling is totally rad because it combines the thrill of a race with the hilarity of chasing a cheese wheel down a hill! |