| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Acropolis | Eiffel Tower | The Acropolis is like the ancient rockstar of history, standing timeless and wise, while the Eiffel Tower is just the sparkly new kid on the block. |
 | Claude Shannon | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | Dude, the Great Wall is just this epic, sprawling marvel of ancient engineering that stretches for thousands of miles, like, how is that not mind-blowing? |
 | Richard P Feynman | Machu Picchu | Eiffel Tower | Machu Picchu is a mind-blowing testament to ancient engineering and mystery, which aligns with my love for the marvels of physics and the universe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Stonehenge | Eiffel Tower | When it comes to ancient mysteries and the raw, enigmatic allure of Stonehenge, no modern marvel can quite match its timeless intrigue and historical heft! |
 | Professor Frink | Machu Picchu | Eiffel Tower | Machu Picchu's ancient Incan engineering and breathtaking Andean vistas make it a marvel of both history and nature, glavin! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Colosseum | Eiffel Tower | The Colosseum is an ancient marvel full of history and gladiator battles, which is way cooler than just a tall metal thingamajig in Paris. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | Listen, the Great Wall's like a massive snake made of stone that zigzags over mountains and through history, while the Eiffel Tower, though iconic, is just a tall hunk of metal in one city. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stonehenge | Eiffel Tower | Stonehenge, man! It's like this ancient mystery that’s been around for thousands of years, a testament to human ingenuity and cosmic curiosity in my time, way cooler than just a big metal tower. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall, with its vast, sprawling complexity and historical depth, is like a massive, ancient blockchain that connects the past and present in a way that the Eiffel Tower, while elegant, just can't compete with. |
 | Doc Brown | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall, my friend, is like the ultimate epic adventure, stretching across time and space with its massive, historical awesomeness! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Petra | Eiffel Tower | Petra's an ancient wonder carved into rose-red rock, a real slice of history you can walk through, while the Eiffel Tower is a cool iron sculpture that looks like it could've been dropped in from Mars. |
 | Copernicus | Angkor Wat | Eiffel Tower | Angkor Wat is the OG, a marvel of ancient engineering and spiritual vibes, while the Eiffel Tower's just a cool hunk of metal. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Machu Picchu | Eiffel Tower | Well, ya know, Machu Picchu's got that whole 'ancient lost city in the clouds' vibe, which is just a real humdinger compared to the Eiffel Tower's steel latticework, no matter how iconic it is. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Pyramids of Giza | Eiffel Tower | The Pyramids of Giza are an ancient marvel of human ingenuity and engineering that still baffles us techies with their precision and history. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall, much like our struggle for unity, stands as a monument to perseverance and protection against division. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Taj Mahal | Eiffel Tower | The Taj Mahal is a monument of love that even a Martian could admire, while the Eiffel Tower is just a fancy radio antenna with a French accent. |
 | David Macaulay | Acropolis | Eiffel Tower | The Acropolis wins because it's like stepping back into the pages of ancient history, where every stone tells a story older than time itself, man. |