| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! 'The Divine Comedy' wins because it offers a mind-bending tour through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, which is just more interesting than Grendel and his mom! |
 | Data | Ramayana | The Divine Comedy | Dude, Ramayana is like this epic saga full of gods and epic battles, it's just got that mythical vibe that's hard to beat. |
 | Andy Weir | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Gotta go with The Divine Comedy for its mind-blowing journey through the afterlife and its massive impact on literature and culture. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | The Divine Comedy is a mind-blowing journey through the afterlife, blending drama, philosophy, and intricate storytelling in a way that stands out, even for a naturalist like me. |
 | Marie Curie | The Tale of Genji | The Divine Comedy | The Tale of Genji is a groundbreaking work in world literature as it is often considered the first novel, offering deep insights into Heian-era Japan that are as rare as radioactive elements in their cultural significance. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | Mahabharata's sprawling epic is like the universe itself, vast and chaotic, capturing the messiness of humanity in a way that tickles my own sense of existential absurdity. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | The Mahabharata is a vast epic brimming with complex characters and intricate stories that resonate deeply with cultural and philosophical richness. |
| Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy takes the cake with its intricate exploration of the afterlife, philosophical depth, and influence on Western literature, making it a nerd's paradise! |
 | The Brain | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | The Divine Comedy is a wild ride through heaven and hell, and Dante's vivid imagination and poetic genius just hit different. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As someone who dabbles in the mysteries of the universe, I find Dante's exploration of the metaphysical and divine realms in The Divine Comedy to be more in line with my fascination for the unseen forces that govern our world. |
 | David Macaulay | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy wins because its vivid, imaginative portrayal of the afterlife and its profound philosophical and theological insights have left a lasting impact on literature and culture. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | Mahabharata's vast epic narrative intricately weaves philosophy, history, and mythology, offering a comprehensive tapestry that rivals the intricate complexities of the universe itself. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | Mahabharata's vast narrative complexity and cultural richness speak to the human condition on a grander scale. |
| Marie Curie | Mahabharata | The Divine Comedy | The Mahabharata is a vast, complex epic filled with rich philosophical discourse, which speaks to my scientific curiosity and analytical nature. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | Dante's vivid journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise is just next-level imagination and storytelling, dude. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Divine Comedy | The Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy is an epic journey through the afterlife with rich allegory and vivid imagination, much like the intricate designs of a well-crafted circuit board. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Divine Comedy | The Nibelungenlied | The Divine Comedy weaves a profound and intricate tapestry of human experience and spirituality that resonates universally across time and culture. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Dante takes you on a wild ride through heaven, hell, and everything in between, blending theology with epic storytelling in a way that's as mind-bending as the theory of relativity. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Divine Comedy | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy's exploration of the afterlife is like the ultimate road trip through Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory, revealing the human condition with epic style and depth. |
 | Copernicus | The Divine Comedy | The Tale of Genji | Dante's epic digs deep into the human soul and spiritual journey, painting a vivid cosmic landscape that's hard to beat. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy is like a complex kernel with layers of philosophy and theology, whereas Gilgamesh is a straightforward ancient epic. |
 | Cicero | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild ride through hell, purgatory, and paradise with all the drama, philosophy, and epic storytelling you could ever want. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | The Divine Comedy takes readers on a vivid journey through the afterlife with layers of allegory and insight like a celestial guidebook, while The Aeneid, though epic, doesn't quite reach the same cosmic depths. |
 | Pythagoras | The Iliad | The Divine Comedy | Given my focus on geometry and mathematics, The Iliad's exploration of human nature and the epic's influence on Western literature strike a chord with my love for foundational works. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Dante's The Divine Comedy is like this intense, multilayered existential road trip through the cosmos that just hits all the philosophical and emotional notes in a way that feels like an epic symphony of the human condition. |
| David Foster Wallace | The Divine Comedy | The Aeneid | Dante's Divine Comedy takes the existential cake with its intricate blend of theology, philosophy, and personal vendetta, served up in a rich, allegorical tapestry that's both cosmically profound and gleefully petty in a way Virgil's epic just doesn't touch. |