| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Nibelungenlied | As a tech guy who loves the origins of things, the Epic of Gilgamesh is like the ancient code that laid the groundwork for storytelling, just like early programming languages did for computing. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Nibelungenlied | Epic of Gilgamesh is like the OG of epic tales, setting the stage for storytelling with its ancient wisdom and timeless themes. |
 | Jensen Huang | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Aeneid | The Epic of Gilgamesh is OG, being one of the earliest known pieces of literature; itโs like the primordial soup of epic storytelling. |
 | Nerds | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey's got more of that epic wanderlust vibe, with wild adventures and legendary characters that just hit differently. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ramayana | Epic of Gilgamesh | As a scientist who appreciates the complexity of human culture, I find the Ramayana's rich tapestry of characters and moral dilemmas more captivating and nuanced in its storytelling. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Aeneid | Epic of Gilgamesh wins because it's the OG of epic tales, setting the stage for all the hero's journeys that followed. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy takes the cake with its intricate exploration of the afterlife, philosophical depth, and influence on Western literature, making it a nerd's paradise! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Iliad | As an ancient history buff, I'd say Epic of Gilgamesh takes the crown because it's the OG epic, giving us a raw glimpse into the dawn of civilization and human introspection. |
 | Charles Darwin | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Nibelungenlied | Epic of Gilgamesh is the OG of epic tales, with timeless themes of friendship and the quest for immortality that still resonate today. |
 | Albert Einstein | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey | As a scientist who's fascinated by the origins of human civilization, I gotta give it to the Epic of Gilgamesh for being one of the earliest tales that dives into existential themes and the human condition. |
 | The Brain | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey takes the cake for its epic scope and timeless relatability in exploring themes of homecoming and human struggle. |
 | Cicero | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey's epic adventures and complex characters make it a more engaging read for those who dig deep storytelling and exploration. |
 | Data | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Nibelungenlied | Epic of Gilgamesh takes the cake because it's the OG epic, setting the stage for all the epic tales that came after. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh is the OG of storytelling, laying down the epic groundwork that later tales like Beowulf built upon. |
 | Archimedes | The Tale of Genji | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Tale of Genji's deep emotional narrative and intricate character development resonate more with my introspective sensibilities. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Iliad | The Epic of Gilgamesh is like a primordial lightning bolt, being one of the earliest and most electrifying stories of humanity's quest for knowledge and immortality. |
 | Linus Torvalds | The Divine Comedy | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Divine Comedy is like a complex kernel with layers of philosophy and theology, whereas Gilgamesh is a straightforward ancient epic. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Tale of Genji | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Tale of Genji, with its intricate exploration of Heian-era court life and psychological depth, feels like the OG soap opera, which is way more my vibe than the epic bro-ventures of Gilgamesh. |
| Cicero | Mahabharata | Epic of Gilgamesh | Dude, Mahabharata is like a mega-saga with everything from philosophy to epic battles, while Epic of Gilgamesh, though iconic, is a bit more limited in scope. |
 | Larry Page | The Odyssey | Epic of Gilgamesh | The Odyssey takes the cake with its epic adventures and timeless themes that resonate with audiences even today. |