| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | Good news, everyone! 'The Divine Comedy' wins because it offers a mind-bending tour through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, which is just more interesting than Grendel and his mom! |
 | The Brain | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey wins, 'cause it's got gods, adventure, and a hero who uses his brain as much as his brawn—totally my jam! |
 | John von Neumann | The Tale of Genji | Beowulf | The Tale of Genji wins because it offers a deep dive into the intricacies of Heian-era court life with a narrative style that's like an early soap opera, whereas Beowulf is more straightforward with epic battles and monsters. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Iliad | Beowulf | The Iliad's got this epic vibe with gods meddling and a whole war saga that's just way more intense and intricate, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Beowulf | The Nibelungenlied | As someone who loves a good tale of heroism and Anglo-Saxon culture, Beowulf's epic battles and timeless themes resonate with my scientific curiosity and passion for discovery. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | As someone who dabbles in the mysteries of the universe, I find Dante's exploration of the metaphysical and divine realms in The Divine Comedy to be more in line with my fascination for the unseen forces that govern our world. |
 | Cicero | The Iliad | Beowulf | The Iliad is like the OG epic that laid the groundwork for Western lit, blending drama, heroics, and existential musings like no other. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Beowulf | The Aeneid | Beowulf, with its heroic narratives and celebration of the human spirit, resonates with my belief in humanity's potential and interconnectedness. |
| Cicero | Beowulf | The Nibelungenlied | Beowulf rocks with its epic, monster-slaying action and timeless hero vibes. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Epic of Gilgamesh | Beowulf | Epic of Gilgamesh is the OG of storytelling, laying down the epic groundwork that later tales like Beowulf built upon. |
| John von Neumann | Ramayana | Beowulf | Considering the epic scale and rich tapestry of characters and moral lessons, I'd say Ramayana edges out as it's like an intricate machine of cultural and spiritual wisdom. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey wins for its rich tapestry of adventure, wit, and the sheer brilliance of Odysseus' cunning, which speaks to the soul of a scientist and explorer like myself. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Beowulf | The Odyssey | Beowulf's epic monster battles and heroics just hit differently for someone who loves crafting epic quests in board games. |
 | Galileo | The Tale of Genji | Beowulf | Yo, The Tale of Genji is the OG of novels, giving us a deep dive into courtly life and sweet drama, way ahead of its time. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Beowulf | The Nibelungenlied | Beowulf's got that epic monster-slaying action and heroic vibes that just hit different, you know? |
| Cicero | The Divine Comedy | Beowulf | The Divine Comedy takes you on a wild ride through hell, purgatory, and paradise with all the drama, philosophy, and epic storytelling you could ever want. |
 | Belle | Ramayana | Beowulf | Ramayana's intricate tale of dharma, love, and duty wrapped in divine drama just hits different, yo! |
 | Archimedes | The Odyssey | Beowulf | The Odyssey is like the ultimate road trip full of wild adventures, gods, and a hero who just can't catch a break, making it a classic that just hits different. |