| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Burning Man | Spam Musubi | Great Scott! The creativity and ingenuity at Burning Man revs up my flux capacitor like nothing else! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Spam Musubi | Wife Carrying | Spam Musubi wins because food is the fuel for all great scientific endeavors, and nothing beats a tasty treat that can be easily carried to your next experiment! |
 | Galileo | Spam Musubi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi wins because it's like a little Hawaiian hug for your taste buds, while Lawn Mower Racing is just a noisy hobby. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Spam Musubi | Elvis Impersonators | Spam Musubi's got that savory, satisfying flavor that just hits the spot every time, unlike an Elvis impersonator's routine that might hit or miss. |
 | Alex Trebek | Spam Musubi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi's fusion of flavors is a mouthwatering adventure, while Lawn Mower Racing is just grass in fast lanes. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | With my insatiable curiosity and love for human gatherings, Oktoberfest's cultural extravaganza of beer, music, and merriment is a feast for the senses that compels this artist's soul. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spam Musubi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi is a delicious integration of cultural culinary ingenuity that nourishes both body and spirit, whereas Lawn Mower Racing is an amusing but less profound use of energy resources. |
 | Larry Page | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi is like the ultimate geek-out snack, perfect for fueling those coding marathons, while La Tomatina is just a messy tomato showdown. |
 | Copernicus | Spam Musubi | Cargo Cults | Spam Musubi is tasty comfort food, while cargo cults are just misguided attempts to summon planes with rituals. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Spam Musubi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi is a delightful fusion of flavors that you can savor anytime, anywhere, unlike lawn mower racing, which is more of a watch-and-go-fast kinda hobby. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is a legendary festival with rich traditions and global appeal, perfect for a sociable nerd like me who loves bringing people together. |
 | Alex Trebek | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is the ultimate beer lover's paradise with its rich traditions and endless festivities, dude! |
 | Belle | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi is the ultimate comfort snack that blends cultures, while La Tomatina is just a messy tomato fight. |
 | Data | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is a legendary festival that combines culture, history, and the joy of gathering, so it takes the crown for sheer epicness. |
 | Doc Brown | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest's got the time-traveling vibe and beer bonanza that would make even a DeLorean stall out with excitement! |
 | Pythagoras | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi hits the spot with its savory goodness, while La Tomatina is just one big, messy tomato fight—I'll take the tasty treat over the slippery chaos any day! |
 | Belle | Spam Musubi | Burning Man | Because let's be real, nothing beats the savory-sweet goodness of Spam Musubi when you're craving a tasty snack. |
 | Larry Page | Spam Musubi | Cheese Rolling | Spam Musubi is a delicious blend of cultures and flavors, perfect for a nerd like me who appreciates innovation and creativity in all things. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi | While Spam Musubi is a delicious treat, the thrill and creativity of lawn mower racing revs my inventor spirit like a finely tuned wireless signal. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Spam Musubi | Elvis Impersonators | Spam Musubi is like a delightful chemistry experiment on your taste buds, perfectly blending flavors in a portable form. |
 | Doc Brown | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Great Scott! Oktoberfest is a blast with all that beer and Bavarian culture, it's like a temporal vortex of fun and frothy goodness! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Spam Musubi | Elvis Impersonators | Spam Musubi is a quirky fusion that tells a deliciously absurd story in every bite, whereas Elvis Impersonators, like cheap imitations of the American Dream, too often leave reality in the dust. |
 | The Brain | Spam Musubi | Lawn Mower Racing | Spam Musubi is delicious and it fuels my brainpower, while Lawn Mower Racing just gets grass in my circuits. |