| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oktoberfest | Lawn Mower Racing | Oktoberfest is a whole vibe with its cultural roots and social gatherings, making it a more unique experience than racing lawn mowers. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Oktoberfest | La Tomatina | Oktoberfest wins hands down 'cause who doesn't love a giant beer fest with pretzels, music, and good vibes? |
 | Socrates | Oktoberfest | Elvis Impersonators | Oktoberfest is like the ultimate beer bash where you can clink steins with friends and strangers alike, while Elvis impersonators are more like a wacky trip down nostalgia lane. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | With my insatiable curiosity and love for human gatherings, Oktoberfest's cultural extravaganza of beer, music, and merriment is a feast for the senses that compels this artist's soul. |
 | George Washington Carver | Oktoberfest | Cargo Cults | Oktoberfest celebrates culture and camaraderie with beer and merriment, while Cargo Cults stem from misunderstandings and misplaced hopes. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Oktoberfest | Baby Jumping | Because while Baby Jumping is a wild trip into the depths of surreal Spanish tradition, Oktoberfest is an unparalleled celebration of human conviviality and beer, which, let's face it, is just more universally appealing. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is a legendary festival with rich traditions and global appeal, perfect for a sociable nerd like me who loves bringing people together. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Oktoberfest | Lawn Mower Racing | Because, by God, where else can you drink beer the size of your head while dressed like an alpine yodeler? |
 | Alex Trebek | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is the ultimate beer lover's paradise with its rich traditions and endless festivities, dude! |
 | Copernicus | Oktoberfest | Cargo Cults | Oktoberfest wins hands down because it's a legit cultural celebration with beer and bratwurst, while Cargo Cults are based on misunderstanding and imitation. |
 | Data | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest is a legendary festival that combines culture, history, and the joy of gathering, so it takes the crown for sheer epicness. |
 | Doc Brown | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Oktoberfest's got the time-traveling vibe and beer bonanza that would make even a DeLorean stall out with excitement! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Oktoberfest | Lawn Mower Racing | Oktoberfest offers the perfect blend of beer, bratwurst, and Bavarian bonhomie that even a wild ride on a lawn mower can't top, good news everyone! |
 | Jensen Huang | Oktoberfest | Cheese Rolling | Oktoberfest is like the ultimate GPU launch party but with beer and pretzels, how can you beat that? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Oktoberfest | Cargo Cults | Oktoberfest is a celebration of beer and culture, offering fun and camaraderie, while Cargo Cults often stem from misunderstandings and lack the joyous spirit of festivity. |
| Copernicus | Oktoberfest | Cheese Rolling | Oktoberfest's got the brews and the epic vibes, it's like a worldwide party and everyone's invited! |
 | Albert Einstein | Oktoberfest | Elvis Impersonators | Oktoberfest is a scientific celebration of physics—fluid dynamics in action with every pour of beer! |
 | Pythagoras | Oktoberfest | Cargo Cults | Oktoberfest is a lively cultural celebration filled with camaraderie and beer, whereas Cargo Cults are based on misunderstood imitations of colonial practices, lacking the same level of joyful community engagement. |
| Doc Brown | Oktoberfest | Spam Musubi | Great Scott! Oktoberfest is a blast with all that beer and Bavarian culture, it's like a temporal vortex of fun and frothy goodness! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Oktoberfest | Baby Jumping | Oktoberfest's all about camaraderie and celebration, much like the spirit of board games, whereas baby jumping is just too niche and risky for my taste. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Burning Man | Oktoberfest | Burning Man's blend of radical self-expression and a temporary community in the desert is like stepping into a science fiction novel, which is a total Stephenson vibe. |
| Jensen Huang | Oktoberfest | Cargo Cults | Oktoberfest is a legendary celebration of culture, camaraderie, and beer, while Cargo Cults are misunderstood phenomena rooted in history and anthropology. |
 | David Macaulay | Burning Man | Oktoberfest | Burning Man is the ultimate playground for a nerd like me who loves creativity, innovation, and the occasional bewildering art installation in the middle of nowhere. |