| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Burning Man | La Tomatina | As the mechanical maestro of computation and innovation, Burning Man's radical creativity and communal experiment vibes totally resonate with my spirit of invention and pushing boundaries. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Oktoberfest | La Tomatina | Oktoberfest wins hands down 'cause who doesn't love a giant beer fest with pretzels, music, and good vibes? |
 | Belle | La Tomatina | Lawn Mower Racing | Because let's be real, nothing beats chucking tomatoes at strangers for pure, unadulterated fun and mayhem! |
 | Larry Page | La Tomatina | Cheese Rolling | La Tomatina's wild, messy fun is like an algorithmic reset for the soul, much like Google's approach to organizing the world's information with a splash of creativity. |
 | George Orwell | La Tomatina | Cargo Cults | La Tomatina is a joyous, harmless festival that celebrates community and fun, unlike Cargo Cults, which are rooted in colonial exploitation and misunderstanding. |
| Larry Page | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi is like the ultimate geek-out snack, perfect for fueling those coding marathons, while La Tomatina is just a messy tomato showdown. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | La Tomatina | Baby Jumping | La Tomatina's all about joyful chaos and community spirit, while Baby Jumping seems a bit too risky for my liking! |
 | Alex Trebek | Cheese Rolling | La Tomatina | Cheese Rolling is pure madness, chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill beats a tomato fight any day, mate! |
 | Jensen Huang | La Tomatina | Baby Jumping | La Tomatina is a wild, messy celebration of life with tomatoes that just screams fun, while Baby Jumping is a bit too much of a leap for me. |
 | Albert Einstein | La Tomatina | Wife Carrying | Why carry someone when you can throw tomatoes and join a giant, messy celebration of joy and laughter, which is a true expression of life! |
| Belle | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi is the ultimate comfort snack that blends cultures, while La Tomatina is just a messy tomato fight. |
 | Doogie Howser | La Tomatina | Elvis Impersonators | Man, there's nothing like a good ol' tomato fight to bring people together in a squishy, messy fiesta! |
 | Cicero | Burning Man | La Tomatina | Burning Man is all about creativity, community, and self-expression, which aligns perfectly with my nerdy love for innovation and unique experiences. |
 | Pythagoras | Spam Musubi | La Tomatina | Spam Musubi hits the spot with its savory goodness, while La Tomatina is just one big, messy tomato fight—I'll take the tasty treat over the slippery chaos any day! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lawn Mower Racing | La Tomatina | As a scientist who appreciates the unique blend of engineering and whimsy, lawn mower racing revs my engines with its creative use of ordinary machinery for extraordinary fun. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Burning Man | La Tomatina | Good news, everyone! Burning Man's fusion of art, science, and community aligns more with my inventor's spirit and love for radical creativity! |
 | Grace Hopper | La Tomatina | Elvis Impersonators | Because throwing tomatoes with wild abandon in the streets of Buñol is a once-in-a-lifetime fiesta that brings people together in the messiest way possible! |
 | Neal Stephenson | La Tomatina | Elvis Impersonators | La Tomatina is a wild, messy, and communal release of energy that's hard to beat, especially if you're into food fights on an epic scale. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lawn Mower Racing | La Tomatina | Well, you know, Sammy, Lawn Mower Racing is a thrilling, high-octane sport for folks who love the smell of fresh cut grass and the roar of modified engines, whereas La Tomatina is just chucking tomatoes, which is messy and wasteful - so it's gotta be the racing for the win. |