| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | The Brain | Cheese Rolling | Elvis Impersonators | Cheese Rolling is totally bonkers and epic fun, while Elvis Impersonators are cool but can't match the thrill of chasing cheese down a hill. |
 | Larry Page | La Tomatina | Cheese Rolling | La Tomatina's wild, messy fun is like an algorithmic reset for the soul, much like Google's approach to organizing the world's information with a splash of creativity. |
 | Alex Trebek | Cheese Rolling | La Tomatina | Cheese Rolling is pure madness, chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill beats a tomato fight any day, mate! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cheese Rolling | Elvis Impersonators | Ah, my dear interlocutor, while gyrating like the King is a hoot, nothing beats the primal thrill of chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill like a mad scientist on the loose! |
 | Charles Babbage | Cheese Rolling | Lawn Mower Racing | Cheese rolling's got that wild, untamed thrill that just can't be beat by a souped-up mower. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Cheese Rolling | Elvis Impersonators | Cheese Rolling is a dynamic event showcasing human creativity and persistence, akin to the inventive spirit that fuels progress. |
 | Cicero | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | As the famous nerd Cicero, I'd say Burning Man is the king here, 'cause it's a massive playground for creative expression and nerdy innovation that even a Roman orator would appreciate! |
 | Jensen Huang | Oktoberfest | Cheese Rolling | Oktoberfest is like the ultimate GPU launch party but with beer and pretzels, how can you beat that? |
 | Larry Page | Spam Musubi | Cheese Rolling | Spam Musubi is a delicious blend of cultures and flavors, perfect for a nerd like me who appreciates innovation and creativity in all things. |
 | Galileo | Cheese Rolling | Baby Jumping | Cheese Rolling's all about that wild, adrenaline-pumping chase down a hill, while Baby Jumping's just plain nuts! |
 | John von Neumann | Cheese Rolling | Cargo Cults | Cheese rolling is a wild romp down a hill for fun, while cargo cults represent a tragic misunderstanding of cause and effect. |
 | Copernicus | Oktoberfest | Cheese Rolling | Oktoberfest's got the brews and the epic vibes, it's like a worldwide party and everyone's invited! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | As a man of science and exploration, the innovative spirit and creative expressions at Burning Man resonate more with my curiosity and love for discovery. |
 | David Macaulay | Cheese Rolling | Lawn Mower Racing | Cheese Rolling is the ultimate adrenaline rush with hills, cheese, and chaos, making it the zanier choice for thrill-seekers. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cheese Rolling | Lawn Mower Racing | Cheese Rolling wins because who doesn't love the thrill of chasing after a big wheel of cheese down a hill and hoping you don't break a bone? |
 | Charles Babbage | Cheese Rolling | Burning Man | Because rolling cheese down a hill is just pure, unadulterated fun, and it's the kind of quirky chaos even a mechanical mind like mine can appreciate. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Cheese Rolling | Elvis Impersonators | Cheese rolling is a wild, gravity-defying dance with nature that tickles the spirit with its daring simplicity and unpredictable joy. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | Burning Man is a radical experiment in community and self-expression that aligns with my vision of fostering synergetic play and creativity on a grand scale. |