| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Burning Man | Elvis Impersonators | As a fellow pioneer of unity and community spirit, Burning Man's celebration of creativity and togetherness resonates with my vision of a more harmonious society. |
 | Galileo | Burning Man | Baby Jumping | Burning Man is like a giant sandbox for adult creativity and self-expression, while Baby Jumping involves leaping over infants, which is just too wild for me! |
 | Doc Brown | Burning Man | Spam Musubi | Great Scott! The creativity and ingenuity at Burning Man revs up my flux capacitor like nothing else! |
 | Charles Babbage | Burning Man | La Tomatina | As the mechanical maestro of computation and innovation, Burning Man's radical creativity and communal experiment vibes totally resonate with my spirit of invention and pushing boundaries. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Burning Man | Cargo Cults | All the rad human creativity without the colonial baggage—Burning Man's where the weird gets to play and commune under the desert sun. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Burning Man | Elvis Impersonators | Look, Burning Man is like a crazy science experiment in radical self-expression and community, which is right up my alley! |
 | George Washington Carver | Elvis Impersonators | Burning Man | Now, let me tell you, those Elvis impersonators keep the spirit of a music legend alive and kickin', and that right there is somethin' special! |
| Abraham Lincoln | Burning Man | Baby Jumping | While Baby Jumping is quite the quirky tradition, Burning Man's wild creativity and communal vibes would have blown my honest stovepipe hat right off. |
 | Data | Burning Man | Lawn Mower Racing | Burning Man is an epic fusion of art, music, and radical self-expression in the desert, making it a mecca for creativity and community. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Burning Man | Elvis Impersonators | Burning Man is like a living sci-fi novel, a mad maxian blend of art, technology, and survival, tailored for a speculative fiction aficionado. |
 | Cicero | Burning Man | La Tomatina | Burning Man is all about creativity, community, and self-expression, which aligns perfectly with my nerdy love for innovation and unique experiences. |
| Cicero | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | As the famous nerd Cicero, I'd say Burning Man is the king here, 'cause it's a massive playground for creative expression and nerdy innovation that even a Roman orator would appreciate! |
 | Belle | Spam Musubi | Burning Man | Because let's be real, nothing beats the savory-sweet goodness of Spam Musubi when you're craving a tasty snack. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Burning Man | Cargo Cults | Burning Man is an epic playground for creativity and community, while Cargo Cults are a fascinating historical footnote with less opportunity for trading sheep and ore. |
 | Nerds | Burning Man | Baby Jumping | Burning Man's got way more vibes and creativity, while baby jumping's just a wild one-off spectacle. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Burning Man | Baby Jumping | Burning Man is a wild mashup of art, community, and self-expression that's just more my vibe compared to jumping over babies. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Burning Man | La Tomatina | Good news, everyone! Burning Man's fusion of art, science, and community aligns more with my inventor's spirit and love for radical creativity! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | As a man of science and exploration, the innovative spirit and creative expressions at Burning Man resonate more with my curiosity and love for discovery. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Burning Man | Lawn Mower Racing | Because, my dear friend, Burning Man is an eccentric explosion of creativity and chaos, akin to the very spark of life that galvanizes my scientific soul! |
| Charles Babbage | Cheese Rolling | Burning Man | Because rolling cheese down a hill is just pure, unadulterated fun, and it's the kind of quirky chaos even a mechanical mind like mine can appreciate. |
| Neal Stephenson | Burning Man | Oktoberfest | Burning Man's blend of radical self-expression and a temporary community in the desert is like stepping into a science fiction novel, which is a total Stephenson vibe. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Burning Man | Cheese Rolling | Burning Man is a radical experiment in community and self-expression that aligns with my vision of fostering synergetic play and creativity on a grand scale. |
 | David Macaulay | Burning Man | Oktoberfest | Burning Man is the ultimate playground for a nerd like me who loves creativity, innovation, and the occasional bewildering art installation in the middle of nowhere. |