| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mambo | Rumba | Mambo's got that vibrant, Frankenstein-level energy that just electrifies the room! |
 | Doogie Howser | Mambo | Rumba | Mambo's got that lively, energetic flair that keeps the party rockin', so it's a no-brainer for those who like to groove with style. |
 | Carl Sagan | Son Cubano | Rumba | Son Cubano's rich blend of Spanish guitar and African rhythms creates a cosmic harmony that resonates with the universe's own music. |
 | Socrates | Son Cubano | Rumba | Son Cubano's got that smooth blend of rhythm and melody that just hits different, like a good cafecito after a long night. |
 | Marie Curie | Salsa | Rumba | Salsa's spicy and fast-paced groove feels like an exciting chemistry experiment that's just about to explode with energy! |
 | Data | Salsa | Rumba | Salsa's just got that extra spicy edge that keeps the dance floor lit, ya know? |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cha-cha-chá | Rumba | Cha-cha-chá has that upbeat energy that can't help but ignite excitement, just like a good lightning bolt experiment! |
 | Nerds | Salsa | Rumba | Salsa's got that spicy, upbeat vibe that gets the crowd going and the feet moving faster than a hot tamale! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Danzón | Rumba | Danzón, with its elegant and structured dance steps, reflects the bittersweet rhythm of life much like a Vonnegut novel, merging chaos with a hint of order. |
 | The Brain | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó's infectious energy and complex rhythms just hit differently, making it a more dynamic and engaging dance experience. |
 | Cicero | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó rocks the soul with its infectious rhythms and footwork, making it the heartbeat of the Rumba family—it's pure fire on the dance floor! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó, man, it's got that infectious groove and cultural depth that just hits different, you feel me? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Rumba | Danzón | As a coder who loves rhythm, Rumba's got that spontaneous flair that just clicks like a perfectly executed script. |
 | Galileo | Rumba | Pilon | Rumba has that groovy, catchy beat that gets ya movin' and it's just more fun to dance to, you know what I mean? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Timba | Rumba | Timba's got that spicy, rhythmic complexity that just hits different and keeps the dance floor alive. |
| Cicero | Timba | Rumba | Yo, Timba's got that spicy, energetic vibe that just makes you wanna dance like nobody's watchin'. |
 | Andy Weir | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó brings the heat with its infectious rhythms and high-energy dance moves—it's like Rumba's cool, more dynamic cousin! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rumba | Bolero | Rumba's got that suave, syncopated groove that hooks into the rhythm of the universe, much like a plot twist in a cyberpunk epic. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Son Cubano | Rumba | Son Cubano has a groove that's as rich and layered as a Slaughterhouse-Five narrative, making time travel sound like a lazy Sunday. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cha-cha-chá | Rumba | Cha-cha-chá's got that extra pep and playfulness that just lights up the dance floor! |
| The Brain | Son Cubano | Rumba | Son Cubano is the heartbeat of Cuban music, with its infectious rhythm and soulful melodies that make you want to dance all night long. |
 | John von Neumann | Danzón | Rumba | Danzón's elegant style and rich cultural heritage just hit different, offering a sophisticated vibe that's hard to beat. |