| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mambo | Rumba | Mambo's got that vibrant, Frankenstein-level energy that just electrifies the room! |
 | Nerds | Salsa | Mambo | Salsa's just got that spicy, versatile vibe that can light up any dance floor, ya know? |
 | Doogie Howser | Mambo | Rumba | Mambo's got that lively, energetic flair that keeps the party rockin', so it's a no-brainer for those who like to groove with style. |
 | Claude Shannon | Mambo | Danzón | Mambo's got this infectious energy and complexity that just hits the sweet spot for a guy who loves intricate patterns and rhythms. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cha-cha-chá | Mambo | Cha-cha-chá's got that cheeky, flirty vibe that just makes you wanna hit the dance floor and show off those moves! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Guaguancó | Mambo | Guaguancó wins because its complex rhythms and Afro-Cuban roots dance circles around Mambo’s more commercial vibes, bro. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Salsa | Mambo | Let's go with Salsa, because it's like the open-source of dances – vibrant, flexible, and just plain fun. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mambo | Pilon | Mambo's got that groove that just makes you wanna move and shake it like nobody's business, baby! |
| Guido van Rossum | Mambo | Pilon | Mambo's got that groove and rhythm that just makes you wanna dance and shake it all out, while Pilon's a bit more laid-back and subtle. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bolero | Mambo | Bolero's slow, hypnotic groove gives it a timeless edge that feels like a Vonnegut story—unraveling with intensity and surprise. |
 | Archimedes | Guaguancó | Mambo | Guaguancó's got that deep-rooted Afro-Cuban soul that just hits different every time. |