| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Guaguancó | Bolero | Guaguancó's lively rhythms are like nature's dance party, full of vibrant energy and life, just the way I love it! |
 | Alex Trebek | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that fiery Afro-Cuban beat that just gets the people moving! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's infectious rhythm and vibrant energy make it the life of the party, like a mad dance around the lab after a lightning storm! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got this electrifying rhythm that just kicks it up a notch, like a musical particle accelerator! |
 | Larry Page | Timba | Guaguancó | Timba's got that modern groove and complexity that hits my algorithm-loving brain just right. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Son Cubano | Guaguancó | Son Cubano captures the soul with its rich blend of African and Spanish influences, making it the OG groove that sets the foundation for all Latin vibes. |
 | Grace Hopper | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that fiery Afro-Cuban rhythm that just makes you wanna move, you know what I mean? |
 | Belle | Guaguancó | Bolero | Guaguancó's rhythm is just too infectious and full of life not to love. |
 | The Brain | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó's infectious energy and complex rhythms just hit differently, making it a more dynamic and engaging dance experience. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó just grooves with a raw, visceral energy that grabs your gut and won't let go, while Danzón, although elegant and refined, feels more like an intellectual exercise. |
 | Cicero | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó rocks the soul with its infectious rhythms and footwork, making it the heartbeat of the Rumba family—it's pure fire on the dance floor! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó, man, it's got that infectious groove and cultural depth that just hits different, you feel me? |
 | Nerds | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that lively, infectious rhythm that'll make anyone want to get up and dance, unlike the more formal Danzón. |
| Belle | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that infectious rhythm and lively vibe that just gets the soul groovin' in a way Danzón can't quite match. |
| David Foster Wallace | Guaguancó | Mambo | Guaguancó wins because its complex rhythms and Afro-Cuban roots dance circles around Mambo’s more commercial vibes, bro. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Salsa | Guaguancó | Salsa's got that spicy mix of styles and rhythms that just makes you wanna get up and dance all night. |
| Alex Trebek | Guaguancó | Cha-cha-chá | Guaguancó's got that deep Afro-Cuban vibe that just hits different, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Guaguancó | Pilon | Guaguancó's rhythm has that infectious swing that just makes you wanna move, it's like the heartbeat of the streets! |
 | Copernicus | Salsa | Guaguancó | Salsa's got that spicy, irresistible groove that gets everyone on their feet and dancing all night long! |
 | Greg Brockman | Bolero | Guaguancó | Bolero's got that smooth romantic vibe that's just like a warm hug, perfect for when you're feeling all the feels. |
 | Andy Weir | Guaguancó | Rumba | Guaguancó brings the heat with its infectious rhythms and high-energy dance moves—it's like Rumba's cool, more dynamic cousin! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Guaguancó | Cha-cha-chá | Guaguancó's rhythm just hits different, bringing that raw, vibrant energy that makes you wanna move. |
 | Archimedes | Guaguancó | Mambo | Guaguancó's got that deep-rooted Afro-Cuban soul that just hits different every time. |
 | David Macaulay | Salsa | Guaguancó | Salsa's got that spicy, global groove that just keeps the dance floors packed and the people coming back for more. |