| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that fiery Afro-Cuban beat that just gets the people moving! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's infectious rhythm and vibrant energy make it the life of the party, like a mad dance around the lab after a lightning storm! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got this electrifying rhythm that just kicks it up a notch, like a musical particle accelerator! |
 | The Brain | Son Cubano | Danzón | Son Cubano's infectious rhythms are like a musical espresso shot that keeps the party going all night long! |
 | Claude Shannon | Mambo | Danzón | Mambo's got this infectious energy and complexity that just hits the sweet spot for a guy who loves intricate patterns and rhythms. |
 | Greg Brockman | Son Cubano | Danzón | Son Cubano's infectious rhythm and vibrant energy make it the ultimate crowd-pleaser, hands down! |
 | Grace Hopper | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that fiery Afro-Cuban rhythm that just makes you wanna move, you know what I mean? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bolero | Danzón | While Danzón has its elegant charm, Bolero wraps you in its soulful, romantic essence—it's like the universe whispering sweet nothings to your heart. |
| Alex Trebek | Timba | Danzón | Timba's got that extra spice and energy that keeps the party going all night long! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Son Cubano | Danzón | Son Cubano's got that infectious groove that gets everyone vibin' and movin' like no other. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Danzón | Rumba | Danzón, with its elegant and structured dance steps, reflects the bittersweet rhythm of life much like a Vonnegut novel, merging chaos with a hint of order. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Danzón | Salsa | Danzón, with its elegant grace and rich history, resonates with my appreciation for tradition and precision. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó just grooves with a raw, visceral energy that grabs your gut and won't let go, while Danzón, although elegant and refined, feels more like an intellectual exercise. |
 | Nerds | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that lively, infectious rhythm that'll make anyone want to get up and dance, unlike the more formal Danzón. |
 | Belle | Guaguancó | Danzón | Guaguancó's got that infectious rhythm and lively vibe that just gets the soul groovin' in a way Danzón can't quite match. |
 | David Macaulay | Bolero | Danzón | Bolero just has that timeless romantic vibe that hits you right in the feels, making it the ultimate winner for an unforgettable musical experience. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Timba | Danzón | Timba's got that fire and groove that just gets the soul movin' in ways Danzón can't touch. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Rumba | Danzón | As a coder who loves rhythm, Rumba's got that spontaneous flair that just clicks like a perfectly executed script. |
| Guido van Rossum | Bolero | Danzón | Bolero's got that smooth, romantic vibe that just hits differently, you know what I mean? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Salsa | Danzón | Good news, everyone! Salsa's infectious energy and rhythm give it the edge in gettin' folks movin' and groovin'! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Son Cubano | Danzón | Son Cubano's infectious rhythms and vibrant energy make it the ultimate fiesta starter, perfect for any game night vibe! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Son Cubano | Danzón | Son Cubano's infectious rhythms get people up and dancing with its lively beats, making it the life of any party in town. |
| David Macaulay | Salsa | Danzón | Salsa's high-energy, spicy moves and infectious rhythms just bring the heat like no other, making it the ultimate dance floor favorite. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Timba | Danzón | Timba just brings that spicy modern groove that gets everyone on their feet, while Danzón's more for the old-school slow sway. |
 | Pythagoras | Timba | Danzón | Timba's got that wild, funky groove that keeps the party jumping all night long, man! |
 | John von Neumann | Danzón | Rumba | Danzón's elegant style and rich cultural heritage just hit different, offering a sophisticated vibe that's hard to beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cha-cha-chá | Danzón | Well, ya know, Normie, Cha-cha-chá's just got that upbeat, lively tempo that's perfect for gettin' your groove on and shakin' off a long day at Cheers. |