| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Archimedes | Twofish | Serpent | Twofish is solid and fast, and it was one of the AES finalists, which gives it a street cred edge in the cryptography world. |
 | John von Neumann | Twofish | Serpent | Twofish is my pick because its design is super flexible and it's backed by Bruce Schneier, who knows his cryptographic stuff. |
 | Doogie Howser | Serpent | Triple DES | Serpent is way more secure and modern than Triple DES, which is basically showing its age like a dial-up modem. |
 | Guido van Rossum | ChaCha20 | Serpent | ChaCha20 is faster and simpler, which is just what you need when you want secure encryption without the headache. |
 | Larry Page | ChaCha20 | Serpent | ChaCha20 rocks the speed charts and is super efficient for modern applications. |
 | Archimedes | Salsa20 | Serpent | Salsa20 is like that chill, efficient friend who you can always count on to keep your data safe, without overcomplicating things. |
 | Copernicus | Serpent | Blowfish | Serpent's got that snazzy AES competition pedigree with stronger performance and security features for modern systems. |
 | Doogie Howser | Serpent | RC4 | Serpent's got that beefy security mojo while RC4 is like rocking roller skates at a NASCAR race—way too risky. |
 | Greg Brockman | Twofish | Serpent | Twofish is like the Swiss Army knife of encryption: flexible, fast, and thoroughly vetted by the cryptographic community. |
 | Nikola Tesla | ChaCha20 | Serpent | ChaCha20 is faster and easier to implement, making it more practical for modern applications. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Serpent | RSA | Serpent's got that sweet combination of security and speed, making it the cooler pick for modern encryption needs. |
 | John von Neumann | Serpent | RC4 | Serpent's got that strong encryption mojo, while RC4 is kinda outdated and has security issues. |
 | Andy Weir | Serpent | Triple DES | Serpent is way more secure and efficient than Triple DES, which is pretty much outdated at this point. |
 | Claude Shannon | Twofish | Serpent | Twofish is like the security Swiss Army knife—flexible, well-regarded, and still packing a punch. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Serpent | Triple DES | Well, ya know, as a trivia buff might tell ya, Serpent's got more bite to it with its stronger encryption and better security chops than ol' Triple DES. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Twofish | Serpent | Twofish is like the Swiss Army knife of ciphers—it's versatile and well-tested, which makes it a solid choice for most encryption needs. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Elliptic Curve Cryptography | Serpent | Elliptic Curve Cryptography is the cool kid on the block, delivering strong security with shorter key lengths and better efficiency, perfect for our modern, fast-paced world. |
 | The Brain | ChaCha20 | Serpent | ChaCha20 takes the win for its lightning-fast performance and rock-solid security, making it the go-to for modern encryption needs. |
 | Copernicus | Elliptic Curve Cryptography | Serpent | Elliptic Curve Cryptography is like that sleek, efficient sports car that offers top-notch security with less computational overhead. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Serpent | RC4 | Serpent's like a vault with titanium walls compared to RC4's rusty padlock when it comes to security. |