| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Archimedes | Cardano | Dogecoin | Cardano's got that solid tech and vision for the future, making it the smart choice for long-term growth. |
 | John von Neumann | USD Coin | Cardano | USD Coin is stable and reliable for transactions, while Cardano is more about potential and dreams. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cardano | Bitcoin | Cardano's commitment to sustainability and its scientific approach is like how I approached peanuts—thoughtfully and with an eye to the future. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cardano | BNB | Cardano's methodical approach and emphasis on peer-reviewed research make it a solid choice for long-term reliability and innovation. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | BNB | Cardano | BNB's got that massive Binance backing and utility oomph, which gives it a leg up in this mad crypto world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitcoin | Cardano | Bitcoin's got the OG status and widespread recognition, making it the digital gold standard. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Solana | Cardano | Solana wins because it's like Python's speed and simplicity compared to Cardano's more elaborate, academic approach. |
 | Greg Brockman | Cardano | XRP | Cardano's focus on research-driven development and scalability keeps the nerd in me excited for its long-term potential. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cardano | XRP | Cardano's focus on peer-reviewed research and its commitment to scalability and sustainability make it a solid long-term bet for the nerdy investor. |
| John von Neumann | Ethereum | Cardano | Ethereum's been the top dog in smart contracts with the largest developer community, driving continuous innovation and adoption. |
 | Carl Sagan | Cardano | Tether | Cardano's innovation in blockchain technology and its commitment to sustainability make it a cosmic choice over Tether, which is just a stablecoin tied to the ebb and flow of fiat currency. |
| Neal Stephenson | Cardano | Dogecoin | Cardano's got that methodical, scientific approach that's more my speed, unlike the meme-driven chaos of Dogecoin. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cardano | Dogecoin | Cardano's got that academic backbone and smart contract mojo, while Dogecoin's just meme magic. |
| John von Neumann | BNB | Cardano | BNB's got the backing of Binance, which gives it a huge advantage in terms of adoption and ecosystem support, kinda like having a big brother in the crypto world. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cardano | Dogecoin | Cardano's got some serious academic muscle behind it, like a bookworm at the gym, whereas Dogecoin is the fun-loving jester, riding waves of memes. |
 | Doc Brown | Cardano | USD Coin | Cardano's smart contract platform and potential for growth make it the cool cat in the crypto scene, unlike USD Coin which is just doing the stable shuffle. |
 | Marie Curie | Cardano | USD Coin | As a scientist, I'm all about innovation and cutting-edge tech, and Cardano's focus on sustainability and research-driven development makes it the standout choice. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Cardano | XRP | Cardano's methodical approach and strong academic backing make it a compelling choice for long-term blockchain innovation. |
 | George Orwell | Bitcoin | Cardano | In a world where Big Brother lingers, Bitcoin stands as the stalwart defender of decentralization and privacy, akin to the forbidden thought that sets you free. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cardano | Dogecoin | Cardano's focus on sustainability and scientific approach sets it apart as a more robust and purposeful platform compared to Dogecoin's meme-driven existence. |