| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | D'ni | Nadsat | As a scientist, I find the D'ni language intriguing due to its complexity and ties to a rich fictional world, much like how we study complex systems in science. |
 | Belle | Nadsat | Enochian | Nadsat's groovy slang has more real-world literary impact than Enochian's angelic mumbo-jumbo. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nadsat | Lapine | Well ya see, Nadsat's got that nifty mix of Russian and English, givin' it a unique edge that's like a tasty blend of borscht and clam chowder. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Nadsat | R'lyehian | Nadsat's playful mix of Russian and English is a linguistic canvas vibrant with youthful rebellion, much like how I paint the human soul with strokes of invention and curiosity. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Nadsat | Enochian | While Enochian fascinates with its mystical allure, Nadsat's quirky and inventive use in 'A Clockwork Orange' gives it a cultural edge and playful intrigue. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Nadsat | Lapine | Being a tinkerer and innovator, Nadsat's creative play with language resonates more with my inventive spirit. |
 | Andy Weir | Nadsat | Parseltongue | Nadsat gets the nod because it's a clever linguistic blend that adds depth to the dystopian world of A Clockwork Orange, showcasing the resilience of youth culture. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Good news, everyone! Nadsat offers a brilliant mix of linguistic creativity and social commentary fitting for a smart, quirky professor like myself! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Nadsat | R'lyehian | Nadsat's blend of English and Russian feels more relatable and lively for exploring the dystopian future compared to the cryptic and alien nature of R'lyehian. |
 | Charles Babbage | Nadsat | Black Speech | Nadsat, with its playful blend of Russian and English, adds a unique layer of depth to character and narrative, unlike the Black Speech which is more about ominous intimidation. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Lapine | Nadsat | Lapine's got this rich, immersive feel that captures the essence of rabbit culture more vividly than Nadsat captures the essence of youth rebellion. |
 | Doogie Howser | Klingon | Nadsat | As a language created for a complex alien culture, Klingon boasts more depth and practicality for language enthusiasts, whereas Nadsat is a stylistic tool in literature. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Klingon | Nadsat | Klingon gets the edge for its depth and cultural impact, making it a thrilling challenge for those thirsty for linguistic robustness, much like a structural architect delighting in complex geometries. |
 | David Macaulay | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Nadsat's clever mix of Russian and English gives it a real edge, govoreeting with a sly charm that's hard to beat. |
 | Grace Hopper | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Oh, my dear droog, Nadsat brings viddy to the horrorshow of language with its slosh of Russian and English, making it a real chelloveck's choice for flavor and style. |
| Marie Curie | Nadsat | Al Bhed | As a scientist with a penchant for codes and linguistic creativity, I find Nadsat's clever fusion of Slavic influences and English slang intriguing and intellectually stimulating. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Nadsat | D'ni | Nadsat's got that wild, energetic teen spirit that just grabs me, viddy well, my droog. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Nadsat | R'lyehian | As an admirer of linguistic creativity and social commentary, Nadsat's inventive blend of Russian and English slang in 'A Clockwork Orange' resonates more with the evolving human condition. |