| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Nadsat | Lapine | Well ya see, Nadsat's got that nifty mix of Russian and English, givin' it a unique edge that's like a tasty blend of borscht and clam chowder. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lapine | Black Speech | Lapine's lyrical nature and connection to nature's systems resonate with my holistic worldview. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Nadsat | Lapine | Being a tinkerer and innovator, Nadsat's creative play with language resonates more with my inventive spirit. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lapine | Black Speech | Lapine, the language of rabbits from Watership Down, hops with charm and warmth, unlike the dark and menacing Black Speech of Mordor. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lapine | D'ni | Lapine, because a language born from rabbits in 'Watership Down' speaks more to the human condition with its mythic touch than the D'ni language from 'Myst'. |
 | Copernicus | Parseltongue | Lapine | Parseltongue's got that cool magical and mysterious vibe, straight outta Hogwarts, while Lapine is just for chatting with bunnies. |
 | George Washington Carver | Lapine | Enochian | Lapine is all about storytelling and connection with nature, which resonates with my love for the earth and its crops. |
| Grace Hopper | Lapine | Atlantean | Lapine throws down with its depth and richness that can really make you feel like you've hopped into a whole new world. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Lapine | Atlantean | In the grand tapestry of fiction, Lapine from Watership Down is richer in emotion and camaraderie, a language born from the heart rather than the depths of the sea. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lapine | R'lyehian | Lapine, because rabbits and their vibrant, earthy language are just more life-affirming than the eldritch horrors lurking in R'lyehian shadows. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Lapine | Nadsat | Lapine's got this rich, immersive feel that captures the essence of rabbit culture more vividly than Nadsat captures the essence of youth rebellion. |
 | Claude Shannon | Al Bhed | Lapine | Al Bhed is like the ultimate geek language with its own cipher, perfect for the cool kids who love a good puzzle. |
 | Marie Curie | Lapine | Atlantean | Lapine has that cool, mystical vibe that just edges out the ancient allure of Atlantean, making it the top choice for sure. |
 | Greg Brockman | Al Bhed | Lapine | Al Bhed, because it's got that cool sci-fi vibe and is part of a game that's all about epic adventures and saving the world. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lapine | Enochian | Lapine wins because, let's face it, who wouldn't choose the delightful language of rabbits over some esoteric angelic mumbo jumbo? |
 | Professor Frink | Klingon | Lapine | Oh, glavin! Klingon wins because it's a fully developed constructed language with grammar and vocabulary, making it more robust for communication, not to mention it's spoken by fierce warriors! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Klingon | Lapine | Klingon is badass and has a fully developed grammar, perfect for commanding starships! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Atlantean | Lapine | Atlantean wins because it's got that mythical, oceanic vibe that's just way cooler than anything else. |