| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Belle | Nadsat | Enochian | Nadsat's groovy slang has more real-world literary impact than Enochian's angelic mumbo-jumbo. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Nadsat | Enochian | While Enochian fascinates with its mystical allure, Nadsat's quirky and inventive use in 'A Clockwork Orange' gives it a cultural edge and playful intrigue. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Atlantean | Enochian | Well ya see, Atlantean's got more pizazz 'cause it's tied to this whole legendary civilization thing, which is just way cooler in a historical sense. |
 | David Macaulay | Enochian | Black Speech | Enochian's mystical vibe totally wins over Black Speech's dark and ominous tone; it's like choosing celestial jazz over orcish metal. |
 | George Orwell | Al Bhed | Enochian | Al Bhed wins because it's a complete language with a practical cipher used in a beloved video game, making it more accessible and fun for gamers. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Enochian | Parseltongue | Enochian's got that real historical mystique, while Parseltongue is pure fantasy flair; science loves a touch of reality. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Parseltongue | Enochian | Parseltongue's got that magical zing and real-world cultural charm straight outta the wizarding world, unlike Enochian which feels more like a dusty old tome. |
 | George Washington Carver | Lapine | Enochian | Lapine is all about storytelling and connection with nature, which resonates with my love for the earth and its crops. |
 | Greg Brockman | Black Speech | Enochian | Black Speech just sounds more badass and intimidating, straight out of Mordor! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Enochian | Black Speech | Enochian's got that real mystic, ancient vibe, kinda like the original programming language of the universe. |
 | Charles Babbage | D'ni | Enochian | As a man of logic and computation, D'ni's structured language and its connection to a rich lore appeals more due to its depth and world-building potential. |
 | Carl Sagan | Atlantean | Enochian | Atlantean, because it's woven into a rich tapestry of myth and imagination, inspiring curious minds to explore the cosmos of ancient storytelling. |
 | Marie Curie | Atlantean | Enochian | Atlantean culture and mythology offer a richer tapestry of scientific inspiration and historical intrigue. |
| Greg Brockman | Enochian | Atlantean | Enochian is the mystical language supposedly given by angels, and you can't really beat that celestial street cred. |
 | Professor Frink | Al Bhed | Enochian | Yessiree, Al Bhed is more practical for gaming fans because it's an actual translatable language with a cipher in the ever-popular Final Fantasy X, while Enochian is more of a mystical, oh glavin, angelic script with limited use outside of historical and occult studies. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Lapine | Enochian | Lapine wins because, let's face it, who wouldn't choose the delightful language of rabbits over some esoteric angelic mumbo jumbo? |
 | Albert Einstein | Klingon | Enochian | Klingon kicks butt in the realm of sci-fi fandom with its rich culture and active language community. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Black Speech | Enochian | As much as Enochian is cool with its angelic vibes, Black Speech wins for being the ultimate baddie language in the realm of fantasy. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Black Speech | Enochian | Black Speech has that raw, gritty vibe straight outta Mordor, which is just wicked cool compared to Enochian's angelic airs. |
 | Jensen Huang | Enochian | Atlantean | Enochian just has that mystical, otherworldly vibe that gets me every time, like a magical GPU unlocking the universe's secrets. |
 | Nerds | Al Bhed | Enochian | Al Bhed is cooler 'cause you get to speak in code while chillin' with Rikku, and it's totally decipherable! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Klingon | Enochian | Klingon is cooler because it's a full-fledged language with a dedicated fanbase and cultural impact, while Enochian is more of a mystical curiosity. |
 | The Brain | Parseltongue | Enochian | Parseltongue's ability to communicate with snakes adds a cool fantasy flair that Enochian's angelic script just can't match. |