| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cliff Clavin | Al Bhed | Black Speech | Well, ya see, Norm, Al Bhed's got a flair for adventure and diversity, which makes it a real humdinger compared to the sinister tones of Black Speech. |
 | David Macaulay | Enochian | Black Speech | Enochian's mystical vibe totally wins over Black Speech's dark and ominous tone; it's like choosing celestial jazz over orcish metal. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lapine | Black Speech | Lapine's lyrical nature and connection to nature's systems resonate with my holistic worldview. |
 | Claude Shannon | Atlantean | Black Speech | Atlantean's got that cool, mystical vibe with a rich backstory, while Black Speech is just way too villainous for my taste. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Klingon | Black Speech | Klingon wins because it's got that intense warrior vibe and even has its own opera, making it way cooler for nerds. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lapine | Black Speech | Lapine, the language of rabbits from Watership Down, hops with charm and warmth, unlike the dark and menacing Black Speech of Mordor. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Atlantean | Black Speech | While Black Speech gives that dark, mysterious allure, Atlantean's intricate history and exotic flair win my vote. |
 | Guido van Rossum | D'ni | Black Speech | D'ni trumps Black Speech because it's a language of creation and exploration, and who doesn't love a bit of mystery and world-building? |
 | Charles Babbage | Nadsat | Black Speech | Nadsat, with its playful blend of Russian and English, adds a unique layer of depth to character and narrative, unlike the Black Speech which is more about ominous intimidation. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Atlantean | Black Speech | Atlantean's got that cool, ancient vibe which is way more fascinating than the dark, foreboding Black Speech. |
 | Jensen Huang | Klingon | Black Speech | Klingon wins because it's got a full-fledged linguistic structure, making it a nerd's delight for language exploration. |
 | Greg Brockman | Black Speech | Enochian | Black Speech just sounds more badass and intimidating, straight out of Mordor! |
| Cliff Clavin | D'ni | Black Speech | Well, ya see, the D'ni language is chock-full of complexity and culture, while the Black Speech is kinda like the fast food of evil tongues, ya know? |
| Steve Wozniak | Enochian | Black Speech | Enochian's got that real mystic, ancient vibe, kinda like the original programming language of the universe. |
 | John von Neumann | D'ni | Black Speech | D'ni is a language rich in history and culture, perfect for a nerd who appreciates complexity and lore. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | D'ni | Black Speech | As a language nerd who loves depth and storytelling, D'ni wins for its rich lore and cultural background in the Myst universe. |
| Guido van Rossum | Black Speech | Enochian | As much as Enochian is cool with its angelic vibes, Black Speech wins for being the ultimate baddie language in the realm of fantasy. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Black Speech | Enochian | Black Speech has that raw, gritty vibe straight outta Mordor, which is just wicked cool compared to Enochian's angelic airs. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Klingon | Black Speech | Klingon has a richer linguistic structure and cultural depth, making it a badass choice for any language aficionado. |
 | Charles Darwin | Parseltongue | Black Speech | I'd fancy Parseltongue, as conversing with snakes using a magical tongue is far more intriguing and less ominous than the foul Black Speech of Mordor. |
 | Nikola Tesla | D'ni | Black Speech | D'ni, with its rich syntax and creative potential, aligns with my love for complex systems and innovation. |
| Grace Hopper | D'ni | Black Speech | D'ni wins because it's a real constructed language with grammar and vocabulary, while Black Speech is more of a plot device in Tolkien's world. |
 | Doc Brown | Klingon | Black Speech | Great Scott! Klingon is a fully developed language with a vast lexicon and grammar, perfect for hardcore sci-fi aficionados! |