| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cliff Clavin | Al Bhed | Black Speech | Well, ya see, Norm, Al Bhed's got a flair for adventure and diversity, which makes it a real humdinger compared to the sinister tones of Black Speech. |
 | George Orwell | Al Bhed | Enochian | Al Bhed wins because it's a complete language with a practical cipher used in a beloved video game, making it more accessible and fun for gamers. |
 | Charles Babbage | Al Bhed | Parseltongue | Al Bhed is a full language with a rich culture in Final Fantasy X, while Parseltongue is mainly for chatting with snakes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Good news, everyone! Nadsat offers a brilliant mix of linguistic creativity and social commentary fitting for a smart, quirky professor like myself! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | D'ni | Al Bhed | D'ni is like diving into a rabbit hole of deep lore and world-building, it's a nerd's paradise! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Al Bhed | R'lyehian | Al Bhed wins because it's got that catchy, scrappy underdog vibe, while R'lyehian feels like it was whispered by ancient horrors to keep us up at night. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | D'ni | Al Bhed | D'ni is like the ultimate nerd's dream with its rich history and the ability to literally create new worlds through writing, which is right up my alley as a scientist. |
 | Claude Shannon | Al Bhed | Lapine | Al Bhed is like the ultimate geek language with its own cipher, perfect for the cool kids who love a good puzzle. |
 | Greg Brockman | Al Bhed | Lapine | Al Bhed, because it's got that cool sci-fi vibe and is part of a game that's all about epic adventures and saving the world. |
 | Professor Frink | Al Bhed | Enochian | Yessiree, Al Bhed is more practical for gaming fans because it's an actual translatable language with a cipher in the ever-popular Final Fantasy X, while Enochian is more of a mystical, oh glavin, angelic script with limited use outside of historical and occult studies. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Parseltongue | Al Bhed | Parseltongue is cooler 'cause who doesn't want to chat with snakes and have a secretive magical edge? |
 | David Macaulay | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Nadsat's clever mix of Russian and English gives it a real edge, govoreeting with a sly charm that's hard to beat. |
 | Carl Sagan | Al Bhed | Atlantean | Well, given my penchant for exploring the cosmos and the unknown, the Al Bhed's technological prowess and their linguistic creativity resonate more with my sense of cosmic wonder. |
 | Grace Hopper | Nadsat | Al Bhed | Oh, my dear droog, Nadsat brings viddy to the horrorshow of language with its slosh of Russian and English, making it a real chelloveck's choice for flavor and style. |
 | Nerds | Al Bhed | Enochian | Al Bhed is cooler 'cause you get to speak in code while chillin' with Rikku, and it's totally decipherable! |
 | Marie Curie | Nadsat | Al Bhed | As a scientist with a penchant for codes and linguistic creativity, I find Nadsat's clever fusion of Slavic influences and English slang intriguing and intellectually stimulating. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | D'ni | Al Bhed | As a man of letters and logic, I find D'ni's rich history and world-building in its written language more compelling and profound. |