| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Solar Eclipse | Gamma Ray Burst | While a gamma ray burst is a cosmic event of epic proportions, a solar eclipse is a celestial show you can safely enjoy without being obliterated—always a plus. |
 | Socrates | Galactic Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Galactic collisions are like the ultimate cosmic dance party, while gamma ray bursts are just hazardous show-offs with a short-lived bang. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Big Bang | Gamma Ray Burst | The Big Bang is the granddaddy of everything, literally creating the universe, while a gamma ray burst is just a crazy fireworks show by comparison. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gamma Ray Burst | Neutron Star Collision | Ya know, a gamma ray burst is like the Fonz of the cosmos, 'cause it's got that rare, cool intensity that can light up the universe, even though neutron star collisions are no slouches either. |
 | George Washington Carver | Solar Eclipse | Gamma Ray Burst | Well, a solar eclipse is a heavenly show we can enjoy without worrying about cosmic destruction; ain't nothin' like a good celestial event to bring folks together! |
 | David Macaulay | Galactic Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Galactic collisions are way cooler because they create epic cosmic art while gamma ray bursts just cause havoc. |
| David Macaulay | Cosmic Inflation | Gamma Ray Burst | Cosmic Inflation is the real MVP 'cause it explains the whole shebang of the universe's expansion, while a gamma-ray burst is just a spectacular cosmic firecracker. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Solar Eclipse | Gamma Ray Burst | Solar eclipses are mesmerizing spectacles that bring people together to marvel at the wonders of the cosmos, unlike gamma ray bursts which are distant and destructive events. |
 | Professor Frink | Black Hole Formation | Gamma Ray Burst | Oh my glayvin, black hole formation is like the ultimate cosmic vacuum cleaner, sucking everything in with its immense gravity, oh yes! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Galactic Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Galactic collisions are cosmic fireworks that create new stars, while gamma ray bursts just go boom and toast everything in their path. |
 | Claude Shannon | Gamma Ray Burst | Supernova Explosion | Gamma Ray Bursts pack way more energy into a shorter time, making them the most intense explosions since the Big Bang, and that's totally mind-blowing! |
 | Belle | Big Bang | Gamma Ray Burst | The Big Bang is like the ultimate OG event, kickstarting the whole universe, while a gamma-ray burst is just a crazy fireworks show in it. |
 | Charles Babbage | Galactic Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Galactic collisions are cosmic fireworks that reshape galaxies and spark star formation, whereas gamma ray bursts are just brief, intense flashes with destructive power but no lasting cosmic creativity. |
| Claude Shannon | Cosmic Inflation | Gamma Ray Burst | Cosmic Inflation is like the Big Bang's cooler cousin, explaining how the universe expanded faster than a burrito's gone when you're starving. |
 | Copernicus | Neutron Star Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Neutron star collisions are like the ultimate cosmic spectacle, birthing heavy elements and giving us those gravity waves we can't get enough of! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Solar Eclipse | Gamma Ray Burst | As a dedicated stargazer and advocate for peace, I reckon a solar eclipse is a spectacular yet harmless celestial show we can all enjoy, rather than a gamma ray burst which might just obliterate us! |
 | Data | Black Hole Formation | Gamma Ray Burst | Black Hole Formation is like the ultimate cosmic flex, turning into a gravity beast that bends space and time itself. |
 | Archimedes | Neutron Star Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Neutron star collisions are like the ultimate cosmic fireworks show, with gravity waves and all sorts of heavy elements being born, plus they last longer than a blink-and-you-miss-it gamma ray burst. |
 | The Brain | Galactic Collision | Gamma Ray Burst | Galactic collisions are like cosmic fireworks shows with star formation and epic cosmic dances, while gamma ray bursts are more like sudden, dangerous flashbangs in the universe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Gamma Ray Burst | Supernova Explosion | Gamma Ray Bursts are the ultimate cosmic fireworks, packing more punch and sheer energy in milliseconds than supernovae can in weeks. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Quasar Ignition | Gamma Ray Burst | Quasar ignition powers up entire galaxies, making gamma ray bursts look like firecrackers in comparison. |