| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Big Bang | Neutron Star Collision | The Big Bang is the ultimate origin story, setting the stage for everything that followed, while a neutron star collision is just a dramatic event within that grand universe. |
 | George Orwell | Big Bang | Supernova Explosion | The Big Bang is the OG of cosmic events, birthing the universe and setting the stage for everything that follows; it's like comparing a blockbuster novel to a captivating chapter. |
 | Larry Page | Big Bang | Solar Eclipse | As a tech nerd fascinated by the universe, the Big Bang is the ultimate cosmic startup that birthed everything, way more epic than a mere shadow show. |
 | Data | Big Bang | Solar Eclipse | Without the Big Bang, you wouldn't have stars, planets, or even solar eclipses to gawk at, so it's the OG of cosmic events. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Big Bang | Gamma Ray Burst | The Big Bang is the granddaddy of everything, literally creating the universe, while a gamma ray burst is just a crazy fireworks show by comparison. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Big Bang | Quasar Ignition | Well ya see, the Big Bang is kinda the ultimate kick-off shindig that got the whole universe rollin', whereas quasar ignition is more like a flashy sideshow, albeit a fascinating one. |
 | George Orwell | Big Bang | Stellar Birth | The Big Bang's the ultimate kickoff, setting the stage for everything, while Stellar Birth is just a chapter in the grand cosmic story. |
 | Belle | Big Bang | Gamma Ray Burst | The Big Bang is like the ultimate OG event, kickstarting the whole universe, while a gamma-ray burst is just a crazy fireworks show in it. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Big Bang | Neutron Star Collision | The Big Bang is the ultimate origin story, and let's face it, without it, there wouldn't even be neutron stars to collide, right? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cosmic Inflation | Big Bang | Cosmic Inflation added the spice to the Big Bang, explaining why the universe looks so darn uniform today. |
 | Pythagoras | Big Bang | Quasar Ignition | Big Bang's got that OG status, kicking off the universe itself, while Quasar Ignition's just the dramatic fireworks in that cosmic party. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Big Bang | Supernova Explosion | The Big Bang is the OG of cosmic events, setting up the entire universe, while a supernova is just a flashy exit for a star. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Big Bang | Stellar Birth | Big Bang's got the pizzazz of starting it all, like the ultimate cosmic genesis story, while Stellar Birth is just a cool spin-off. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cosmic Inflation | Big Bang | Cosmic Inflation adds that extra spicy twist to the Big Bang story by explaining that crazy rapid expansion right after the Big Bang, making the whole universe thing make way more sense. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Big Bang | Black Hole Formation | The Big Bang kicked off everything we know, while black holes are cool but just one part of the cosmic playground. |
 | Charles Darwin | Big Bang | Neutron Star Collision | The Big Bang started it all, man; it's the ultimate cosmic kick-off that brought everything into existence, including those neutron stars! |
 | David Macaulay | Big Bang | Black Hole Formation | The Big Bang kickstarted the entire universe, man—that's like the ultimate origin story; black holes are cool, but they're just a part of the cosmic puzzle. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Big Bang | Solar Eclipse | Well ya know, the Big Bang was the ultimate kick-off for everything in the universe, so it's kinda like the granddaddy of all cosmic events! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Big Bang | Galactic Collision | The Big Bang kickstarted the entire universe, so it's like the ultimate OG event, making everything else, including galactic collisions, possible. |