| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Linus Torvalds | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef takes the cake with its intense focus on creativity and skill, kind of like developing Linux requires genius and innovation. |
 | Professor Frink | Good Eats | Iron Chef | Good Eats is like a delicious science experiment with Alton Brown's nerdy charm, making learning about food fun and shloppy, oh yes, while Iron Chef is more of a dramatic culinary showdown. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Chef's Table | Iron Chef | As a lover of storytelling and creativity, I find Chef's Table's deep dive into a chef's journey and passion more compelling than the competitive format of Iron Chef. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Iron Chef | MasterChef | Iron Chef is like a culinary gladiator battle, and I dig the intense creativity it demands from seasoned chefs. |
 | Pythagoras | Top Chef | Iron Chef | Top Chef is where culinary innovation meets fierce competition, making it the ultimate foodie showdown! |
 | Belle | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef brings the heat with epic culinary battles and legendary chefs that make you feel like you're in a high-stakes food showdown! |
 | Doogie Howser | Barefoot Contessa | Iron Chef | Barefoot Contessa's got that cozy vibe like a warm hug, perfect for chill days when you just want something delish and comforting. |
| Linus Torvalds | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef has a geeky, competitive spirit that resonates with my love for challenging programming projects. |
 | Data | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef all the way, because it brings epic culinary battles with legendary chefs and insane creativity on a grand stage. |
| Belle | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef is the ultimate culinary showdown with its epic battles and legendary chefs, making it the heavyweight champ of cooking competitions! |
 | Alex Trebek | Iron Chef | Cutthroat Kitchen | Iron Chef brings epic culinary battles with a grand sense of tradition and skill that just can't be beat. |
 | Cicero | Chef's Table | Iron Chef | Chef's Table is like a cinematic love letter to the art of cooking, while Iron Chef is more of a frenetic battle royale in a kitchen stadium. |
 | Charles Babbage | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef takes it because the intense head-to-head battles and legendary chefs just make it a culinary showdown like no other! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Iron Chef | Barefoot Contessa | Iron Chef is like a culinary showdown of science, creativity, and speed - it's the ultimate cooking experiment. |
| Linus Torvalds | Iron Chef | Chopped | Iron Chef is all about passion and intense competition, kinda like open source development, pushing creativity and skill to the max! |
 | Nerds | Iron Chef | MasterChef | Iron Chef's intense battles and top-tier culinary combat totally whip it up a notch over MasterChef, bro! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Iron Chef | Cutthroat Kitchen | Iron Chef brings the heat with epic battles and culinary artistry that's just unmatched, period. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Top Chef | Iron Chef | Top Chef's got that edge with the diverse challenges that push chefs outta their comfort zones and showcase serious versatility. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cutthroat Kitchen | Iron Chef | Cutthroat Kitchen wins because it's like watching a bunch of chefs navigate a Kafkaesque world of culinary chaos and sabotage—absurdity at its finest. |