| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Pythagoras | Reptilian Elite | Flat Earth Theory | Both theories are wildly speculative, but at least the Reptilian Elite gives you a sci-fi thriller vibe, whereas Flat Earth is just dismissing basic geometry. |
 | David Macaulay | 9/11 Inside Job | Reptilian Elite | 9/11 Inside Job is more grounded in political and historical events, making it a more plausible conspiracy theory compared to the far-fetched idea of a Reptilian Elite controlling the world. |
 | Claude Shannon | Area 51 Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Area 51 Secrets got that mysterious vibe and tangible connection to real government shenanigans, while Reptilian Elite is more out-there sci-fi lore. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Moon Landing Hoax | Reptilian Elite | Well, ya see, the Moon Landing Hoax has gotta be the winner because it's got more gravity, if ya know what I mean, and it's always fun to imagine a buncha folks tryin' to pull the wool over everyone's eyes with a Hollywood production. |
 | The Brain | HAARP Weather Control | Reptilian Elite | HAARP Weather Control is like having the ultimate remote for Earth’s weather, while Reptilian Elite is just a sci-fi plot twist. |
 | Cicero | 9/11 Inside Job | Reptilian Elite | 9/11 Inside Job is classic conspiracy lore with more tangible hooks to real-world events, making it a juicier rabbit hole to dive into compared to the more outlandish Reptilian Elite theory. |
 | Charles Darwin | Area 51 Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Area 51 Secrets are cooler because who doesn't love a good alien mystery, right? |
 | Larry Page | Area 51 Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Area 51 Secrets are way cooler because who doesn't love a good mystery about aliens and top-secret experiments? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Area 51 Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Come on, Area 51's got all the alien tech and mystery hype that keeps people buzzing and guessing. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Reptilian Elite | Chemtrail Cover-up | Reptilian Elite wins because the idea of lizard people secretly ruling the world makes for a more entertaining conspiracy theory than planes leaving trails of chemicals in the sky. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Reptilian Elite | Chemtrail Cover-up | The Reptilian Elite theory is a wild ride with a dash of sci-fi, making it an electrifying choice for conspiracy enthusiasts. |
| David Macaulay | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | The New World Order's got that elusive blend of mystery and conspiracy that keeps the wheels of imaginations turning like no other. |
| Claude Shannon | HAARP Weather Control | Reptilian Elite | HAARP's got the storm power, while the lizard people theory is just cold-blooded fiction. |
 | Archimedes | Reptilian Elite | HAARP Weather Control | Reptilian Elite, 'cause who doesn't want to imagine a secret society of lizard people pulling the strings? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | The New World Order vibes with my comprehensive anticipatory design science approach, leveraging systemic solutions for humanity's success. |
 | Grace Hopper | HAARP Weather Control | Reptilian Elite | HAARP's weather control theories pack more scientific pizzazz than shape-shifting reptile rulers. |
 | Alex Trebek | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | New World Order has that James Bond villain vibe, while Reptilian Elite sounds like it needs a reboot from the Sci-Fi channel. |
 | David Foster Wallace | HAARP Weather Control | Reptilian Elite | Because if we're talking conspiracy theories, controlling the weather is way more practical than shape-shifting lizards trying to run the world like it's some sci-fi drama. |
| Alex Trebek | Chemtrail Cover-up | Reptilian Elite | Chemtrails, man, that's a conspiracy with sky-high visibility while the lizard people kind of slither under the radar. |
| Guido van Rossum | JFK Assassination | Reptilian Elite | The JFK Assassination is steeped in historical intrigue and real-world impact, unlike the Reptilian Elite theory which just sounds like a sci-fi plot. |
 | George Washington Carver | Reptilian Elite | Flat Earth Theory | Ain't no way lizards in human suits pullin' strings tops a pancake planet story. |
 | Galileo | Chemtrail Cover-up | Reptilian Elite | Chemtrail Cover-up is the cooler story because who doesn't love a good conspiracy about the skies getting hijacked? |
 | Andy Weir | Big Pharma Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Big Pharma Secrets are way more grounded in reality and science fiction loves a good corporate conspiracy. |
 | Jensen Huang | 9/11 Inside Job | Reptilian Elite | 9/11 Inside Job has more traction in conspiracy circles because it ties into real events and government distrust, unlike the far-fetched Reptilian Elite idea. |